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GOPHERNATION12	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: M Resort \|
Veteran Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 3026 Location: Michigan	#1 Posted: 1/19/2012 12:30:36 AM I used to know so many good ones but age has really messed with my memory. The object of this thread is to post a joke each day in either or both categories G-PG and R-XXX and each week we will vote on the joke for best in each category. R-XXX (stolen from Jackie Martling) In a funeral home the asst goes to the owner "theirs a shrimp in Mrs. Magrudders box". The owner replies "what are you talking about'? "Follow me ", said the asst they go down into the basement and the owner takes a look and said "you idiot, that's not a shrimp that's her clit"! The asst responds, "Well it taste like shrimp".
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TheGoldenGoose	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: BetDSI \|
MVP Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 17995 Location: United States	#2 Posted: 1/19/2012 12:53:27 AM There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out on the table, Then cry to her man, "Stuff in all that you can" "Get your balls in there too if you're able"
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mainmanmainman2	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 4309 Location: Antarctica	#3 Posted: 2/26/2012 4:15:00 PM
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panteraa	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Prospect Joined: May 2008 Posts: 320 Location:	#4 Posted: 2/27/2012 2:38:59 PM Hi
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mainmanmainman2	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 4309 Location: Antarctica	#5 Posted: 2/27/2012 2:43:22 PM
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Frank_Da_Tank	RSI View Space \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: Mirage \|
Rookie Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 606 Location: United States	#6 Posted: 2/27/2012 3:08:48 PM
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Midnight1	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: BetJamaica.com \|
Captain Joined: May 2007 Posts: 5172 Location: Florida	#7 Posted: 2/27/2012 3:15:33 PM WOW ..did the last one suck......
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CountNo_Account	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Captain Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 7622 Location: Iceland	#8 Posted: 2/27/2012 4:11:17 PM The first one really sucks...
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clean456	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Banned Joined: Feb 2012 Posts: 954 Location:	#9 Posted: 2/27/2012 4:34:16 PM 3 guys go to a ski lodge and there aren't enuff rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night the guy on the right wakes up and says '' I had this wild vivid dream of getting a hand job '' the guy on the right wakes up and unbelievably says ''Yo son, listen to this, I had the same dream too'' ..than the guy in the middle wakes up and says ' 'that's funny i dreamed i was skiing. . Dirty Trifecta
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Iw1nBets	View Space \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Legend Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 58424 Location: Illinois	#10 Posted: 2/28/2012 1:20:37 AM im afraid to post a joke in here because i dont want MRswin to get offended and have her go to covers help and get me detention http://www.covers.com/postingforum/POST01/showmessage.aspx?spt=17&sub=101281960
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SALTY	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: Mirage \|
Veteran Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4456 Location: Arkansas	#11 Posted: 2/28/2012 2:08:51 AM This may be a little too dirty for some so beware Little Johnny was walking to school and was running late. He was running top speed and he knows that he is not supposed to be because momma says. He rolled his ankle, slipped in the wet grass in the field and got his brand new shorts covered in mud. The kids laughed at him all day and called him mud butt.
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mainmanmainman2	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 4309 Location: Antarctica	#12 Posted: 3/12/2012 4:44:17 PM lol good ones
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PhishBrigade	RSI View Space \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: Pinnacle Sports \|
Veteran Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1148 Location: Canada	#13 Posted: 3/12/2012 7:33:22 PM Two hookers are standing on a street corner. The younger one asks "Hey. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The older one replies "No... but I've been swung around by my titties"
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HockeyTeeth	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1679 Location: Nova Scotia	#14 Posted: 3/12/2012 8:16:58 PM Do you recall blowing bubbles as a child? Well Bubbles just got released from prison and he wants your number.
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Prospect Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 1 Location: United States	#15 Posted: 3/12/2012 8:32:57 PM Did you hear about the happy guy who wears a nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to about three butts a day!
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MrTTL	RSI View Space \| Friends \| Playbook \| My Sportsbook: Bally's Las Vegas \|
Rookie Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 632 Location: New Jersey	#16 Posted: 3/12/2012 8:42:50 PM This joke works best when telling it to a female or a person who is actually answering it in person,but I'll give it a go here...... Name the bird that represents each word... for example if I said Patriotism, USA,America? bald eagle. Wisdom, intelligence, smarts? owl Hunter, predator? hawk Love? dove True love? Swallow
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searchwarrant	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Legend Joined: May 2003 Posts: 57554 Location: Kenya	#17 Posted: 3/12/2012 9:14:11 PM Guy takes his girlfriend to her first NFL game. Ref flips the coin and the game kicks off before a roaring crowd. She's having a great time watching all of the exciting action, the muscular athletes running around in tight little pants, fans cheering.......the whole event. Exciting game ends and the the man says to his girlfriend, "So what did you think about your very first NFL experience honey?" She replies, "I thought it was FANTASTIC but why are all of the players so cheap??" Boyfriend asks her in a confused tone, "What do ya mean cheap??" Girly friend replies, "Well after that referee flipped the coin, all of the players kept screaming, GET THE QUARTERBACK!!!!!"
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mainmanmainman2	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 4309 Location: Antarctica	#18 Posted: 3/12/2012 9:28:41 PM haha
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searchwarrant	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Legend Joined: May 2003 Posts: 57554 Location: Kenya	#19 Posted: 3/12/2012 10:01:28 PM What's the difference beteen Barack Obama and George Washington? Nothing.
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searchwarrant	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Legend Joined: May 2003 Posts: 57554 Location: Kenya	#20 Posted: 3/12/2012 10:14:02 PM What is certain between a divorce and a tornado in Arkansas? Either way, somebody's losing a trailor.
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IHIOUSE	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Captain Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 7992 Location: New York	#21 Posted: 3/13/2012 12:36:06 AM why did so many blacks die durring Vietnam ?? everytime somebody yelled "GET DOWN" they all got up and started dancing
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HockeyTeeth	RSI View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1679 Location: Nova Scotia	#22 Posted: 3/13/2012 12:50:57 AM Boy some of these jokes are L O N G
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searchwarrant	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Legend Joined: May 2003 Posts: 57554 Location: Kenya	#23 Posted: 3/13/2012 1:42:02 AM A.D.D.
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mainmanmainman2	View Space \| Blog \| Friends \| Playbook \|
Veteran Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 4309 Location: Antarctica	#24 Posted: 3/13/2012 5:20:38 PM omg... the get down joke almost made me hit my head on the ceiling
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Veteran Joined: May 2009 Posts: 1036 Location: Ontario	#25 Posted: 3/15/2012 2:10:53 AM What did the vampire say to the teacher? See you next period.
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