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Posted: 3/21/2011 9:29:37 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBallDontLie:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member26406587.htm#in


Her favorite food is potatos

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Posted: 3/21/2011 4:08:35 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by big10buckeye:

Her favorite food is potatos



yeah i laughed at that as well
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Posted: 3/21/2011 4:40:59 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by big10buckeye:

Her favorite food is potatos

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Her face resembles Idaho's Finest.

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Posted: 3/21/2011 11:07:32 PM
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Posted: 3/21/2011 11:34:44 PM

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a person).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my person.

I try to darn her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true darn this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

 

 

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

 

 

haha

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Posted: 3/22/2011 12:26:24 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a person).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my person.

I try to darn her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true darn this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

 

 

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

 

 

haha



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Posted: 9/13/2011 11:41:02 AM
hilarious thread
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Posted: 9/13/2011 12:04:36 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a person).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my person.

I try to darn her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true darn this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

 

 

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

 

 

haha

 

Sounds like a typical broad on a internet dating site, so dumb, so confused and just odd.

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Posted: 9/13/2011 1:54:08 PM
Weird stories to say the least IMO.
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Posted: 9/13/2011 5:25:58 PM

LMAO!!!  My buddy signed for POF and is STILL friggin her and honestly this guy is in love love love!!!  he's a big fuckin dude tho!!! We used to call him Fat joe but now we call him Medium Joe but he still around 220lbs...shes no pretty equal but hey they get along and hes happy so wtf.

anyways after reading thry this thread i had to say i signed up but never put a pic of me on there but yea after this i was like "fuk it"  lolololol.  and the first girl i see is a girl i work with!!!!!  And she 's no spring chicken!!!!

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Posted: 9/14/2011 4:05:11 AM
I've met up with 1 from OKCupid, and 2 from POF.


The OK girl was a good looking chick.  5'2" 110lbs...big tits...and a tiny behind.  Fucked her a few times, then she just stopped texting/calling...as she moved on to a new guy from the site.  Figured oh well, got a few rounds out of it.

The 2 from POF, I've banged 1...she's a mom of 2...cute face...maybe 10lbs overweight...but a freak in the sack.  So I wont complain.  The other is much more reserved, but we have great convo's...she just lives a bit too far to make dating work properly at this point.


I like most of you, get plenty of e-mails daily...and most are from porkers.  Just e-mail away, and do stuff out of the norm...you'll get your responses.  I'm just an average looking dude.  And do just fine.
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Posted: 10/13/2011 8:12:35 PM
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Posted: 10/20/2011 3:01:18 AM
dates sites are for losers 
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Posted: 12/6/2011 8:28:22 PM

alright well I will be joining the online ranks again soon. The girl and I split after 2.5 years and it is time for the go around again. I met her on match and everything was great outside of her mom who didn't think I was good enough for her. Anyways, I have never been on pof or ok so I will get signed up for both soon and post results.

If it is anything like my match days 2.5 years ago there will be some friggin hilarious stories. As KBrick has said if you have any social skills you can darn the garbage out of girls on there. But god damn there are some real losers and pokers on there too. Good luck men!

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Posted: 12/7/2011 12:25:20 AM
a real winner right here for you boys

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?sld=1&profile_id=33902125
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Posted: 12/7/2011 12:26:54 AM
interests..lupus? what the hell
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Posted: 4/22/2012 11:57:00 PM
Just met a slutty Jewish girl...had a great darn. She wanted me to call her the next day.  Told her, "Just hang onto your phone and i'll call you when i'm not too busy"

In the meantime, i just got a text from an italian hottie. what should i do?
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Posted: 4/23/2012 12:10:36 AM
Its funny you started this my boy was telling me about this site about a month ago.  He slays a lot of beasts on this site.  He was telling me about some chick who weighed like 3 bills he had pick him up, drive him to Dunkin Donuts, buy him a coffee, blew him in the parking lot, then brought him home.  He hasnt spoken with her since.
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Posted: 4/23/2012 12:18:25 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by sector225:

dates sites are for losers 


dunno bout argentina, but in america it sometimes gets old banging drunk girls at bars. 
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Posted: 4/23/2012 12:22:24 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheBallDontLie:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member26406587.htm#in




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Posted: 4/23/2012 12:24:30 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by KktdocT:

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This kind of information is great to certain extent.  Ladies have dual personalities.  Some days are good for them, some aren't.  Most only care about what your profession is, or how much you make.  Others just want some deep-throat now and then.

Then again, I could be wrong.  But the majority of women on POF are wrong, in general.

 


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Posted: 4/23/2012 12:40:29 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a person).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my person.

I try to darn her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true darn this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

 

 

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

 

 

haha

I'm surprised you struck out in Bridgewater alot of college person around there

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Posted: 4/23/2012 1:52:46 PM
had to many person in bridgewaterrr
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Posted: 4/24/2012 6:27:45 PM
POF is one of the greatest inventions ever made, it is a 24/7 hookup place! you can get 6 or 7 dates for each weekend on there and decide who u want to go with ! if a girl meets u from there she is usually always down to smash also. i recommend it to everyone!
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Posted: 4/24/2012 7:53:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a person).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my person.

I try to darn her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true darn this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

 

 

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

 

 

haha


Let's be honest douche bag. You're a lying, thieving cock sucking person. 

I bet this story is of you going over to some dude's house and it ends with you sucking him off and taking a giant facial from him. 

Maybe you should explain to everyone what a lying thief you are and why you started a thread about nropp being dead and then stealing $100 from me. 

Stop posting on Covers and go walk in front of traffic or jump from a tall building. Make sure it's tall enough that you aren't able to walk away from. 

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/POST01/showmessage.aspx?spt=41&sub=101105744

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/POST01/showmessage.aspx?spt=41&sub=101105744

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