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#101 Posted: 4/17/2011 1:59:10 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Ktrain:
Well my story isn't great nor is it a true hooker story but it was pretty funny to me at the time.
I was in Vegas for two weeks for work(Gov Contractor) and I was playing poker at Bill's Gambling Hall(formerly the Barbary Coast) late on a Wed night. I always go to Bill's cause it has the cheapest NLH and serves drinks. Seriously, if you go there and buy in with $40 and tip the server $5 off the bat, they will not leave you alone for hours. I have actually had to tell them to stop serving me cause I have like 4 drinks lined up next to me.
Anyways, I was there on a Tues or Wed night at like 3 or 4 a.m. and the place was dead as can be expected. Our table had the same 7 or 8 people playing for an hour or two at the point and there was decent conversation and I was fairly plastered. Eventually I see this cute girl at the slot machines just beyond our table and she is barely playing them and more or less looking at our table. I'm no Vegas rookie, I know what a cute girl in a nice dress is doing alone at a slot machine at this time of night. So I smile at her, basically for no other reason than to see if she is looking at me. She smiles back. A few minutes later I smile again, same response.
So it's at this time I say loudly to my buddy sitting next to me "Fernando, that hooker over there is eye friggin the garbage out of us!". Thinking it would get a rise out of the table. Right after I said that a guy across from me at the table responds "that is my girlfriend".
I was shocked. All I could do was apologize after that. He was cool about it and I really did feel terrible about it.....until he said I should give her some money for insulting her. Then I didn't feel so bad. I got up and left the table shortly after that.
So needless to say when I go back to Vegas from now on I don't say things so loudly.
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#102 Posted: 4/18/2011 6:50:14 AM 
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#103 Posted: 4/21/2011 2:26:51 PM love the stories lol
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#104 Posted: 4/21/2011 4:16:29 PM woke up on a tuesday after winning about 1450.00 on baseball the night before.Walked down to the Pioneer Market on LVB to buy some orangejuice and roasted chicken.When I came out of the market there was a young girl on the steps whose face looked like she had gotten a facial with a rolling pin. She offered to darn me for $25.I said hell no, blow me for 20.She said OK,and we walked up LVB to my room.We passed a bar and she asked me to buy her a beer,she may have been less then 21, and I said buy one after I pay you.We passed 2 black crackheads at a busstop and she had all kinds of shout-outs to both of them.When we got to my stairs I said you're going to get naked and blow me and I'll give you $20. She said yea and we went up stairs, when we got to my room the maid was in there and I had sudden buyers remorse cause her face was the most fucked-up nasty thing I ever saw.I told her we couldn't do anything and I had to put the OJ and chicken in the frig so I'd catch her some other time.She went crazy and said pay me the 20 or she'd tell the 2 crackheads at the busstop to beat me up cause they were her pimps.The maid was in the room so I walked in ,closed the door, and told the maid to wait 5minutes cause there was a derelict on the walkway.The hooker kicked my door real hard and must have walked away.A week later I was riding past the Market and saw Metro questioning her.Thats your typical hooker story someone gets ripped off and nobodys satisfied. |
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#105 Posted: 4/22/2011 6:19:46 PM RED CEL PHONE MEANS A HOOKER! YOU DONT NEED TO FIND THEM THEY'LL FIND YOU!  |
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#106 Posted: 4/29/2011 10:56:24 PM  |
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#107 Posted: 5/19/2011 5:19:53 AM What are the rules around taking escorts back to your hotel? Do most hotels not allow that kind of thing or do you have do it discreetly?
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#108 Posted: 5/19/2011 5:20:46 AM Btw what would you say is the best strip club in Vegas? Not looking for anything more than a private lap dance.
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#109 Posted: 5/20/2011 3:50:07 PM The rules about escorts going back to your hotel is that eventually you're going to have to pay the girl. There isn't a concierge at the lobby checking ID. If its anybodys business just tell them your daughter dresses like a person. |
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#110 Posted: 5/20/2011 9:26:19 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CrazyFrenchman:
Btw what would you say is the best strip club in Vegas? Not looking for anything more than a private lap dance. The largest strip club in the world the Sapphire strip club. They charge 20 bucks a song. The place is about the size of a football stadium. It's fun to say you have been to the largest strip club in the world. That's the safest way to find a hooker also. I'm sure most of the girl's there are hookers or know someone who would be willing to be your escort. One of the girls there stuck her hand in my pocket and i was wearing slacks. She gave me a hand job using my slack pocket. She gave me a really good lap dance and finished me off with a pocket hand job. Gave her 2 hundred. That was a cool night.
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#111 Posted: 6/5/2011 9:36:48 PM [quote]She gave me a really good lap dance and finished me off with a pocket hand job. Gave her 2 hundred. That was a cool night.[/quote]
Now do you consider that part of the dance or did you just pay a prostitute?
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#112 Posted: 6/5/2011 11:50:45 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by MoneySRH:
The largest strip club in the world the Sapphire strip club. They charge 20 bucks a song. The place is about the size of a football stadium. It's fun to say you have been to the largest strip club in the world. That's the safest way to find a hooker also. I'm sure most of the girl's there are hookers or know someone who would be willing to be your escort. One of the girls there stuck her hand in my pocket and i was wearing slacks. She gave me a hand job using my slack pocket. She gave me a really good lap dance and finished me off with a pocket hand job. Gave her 2 hundred. That was a cool night.
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#113 Posted: 6/6/2011 12:59:02 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by daLOCKSMITH:
2 hundred for a hj, not cool
Agreed, my buddy just paid $200 for a darn the other night. This wasn't in Vegas though... |
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#114 Posted: 6/9/2011 2:45:54 PM Beergut, DaLOCKSMITH and dj_destroyer I was fuckin drunk and the girl was fuckin fine as darn. I considered it a tip and I was in that wasting money mood. She looked and smelled so goooooood and her voice was fuckin hot. She was amazing. I wish I could remember her stage name so I could ask to see her again. I was so hammered I can’t remember.
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#115 Posted: 6/13/2011 8:04:25 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by MoneySRH:
The largest strip club in the world the Sapphire strip club. They charge 20 bucks a song. The place is about the size of a football stadium. It's fun to say you have been to the largest strip club in the world. That's the safest way to find a hooker also. I'm sure most of the girl's there are hookers or know someone who would be willing to be your escort. One of the girls there stuck her hand in my pocket and i was wearing slacks. She gave me a hand job using my slack pocket. She gave me a really good lap dance and finished me off with a pocket hand job. Gave her 2 hundred. That was a cool night.
Was she trying to give you a hj or steal your money? |
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#116 Posted: 6/13/2011 10:46:59 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by 666LES:
The rules about escorts going back to your hotel is that eventually you're going to have to pay the girl. There isn't a concierge at the lobby checking ID. If its anybodys business just tell them your daughter dresses like a person.  |
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#117 Posted: 6/22/2011 2:09:13 AM I have a story.... I have lived in Vegas for 6 years now, and my first 2 years were full of nothing but degen sportsbetting, strip clubs, playing craps, etc etc...
One night me and my roommate were at Rhino and completely trashed, I am talking to this one really drunk stripper about god knows what and her friend comes up and says she is ready to go...for some reason ( obv because I am smashed out of my mind ),
I tell the girls how bout they come back to our place and darn me and my roommate, and I will give them $1000. They agree and tell us they are going to change, and txt us when they are in the parking lot in their car and they will follow us.
My roommate asked me if I had $1000 on me and I just laughed and said no, and said we will just ignore them and keep partying....
That's when we got the bright idea to tell them we were out of cash, but we have casino chips we can give them and they can cash in....except we were going to give them chips from our home game set. They were expensive chips, and looked extremely real ( just didn't have a casino name on the chips )....
They end up following us back to our place and we all start ripping shops and it's like 10am now...my roommate passed out on the couch and me and the girls go to my room....they are both giving me head for like what seemed like an eternity, and im fingering both girls....but just can't get it up I am so wasted ( I know, epic fail )....
So I give the girls the chips and tell them they are baccarat chips, thats why they don't have a name on them, and somehow I guess because they were completely smashed, they bought it! Or so I thought...
I slept for a few hours then went with my roommate to his basketball game, and I got a phone call from the girls, I decided not to answer, and checked the voice mail...it went something like "hey you guy, we tried to cash those chips and we got laughed at, we know where you friggin live and unless you give us our money, we will send people over to kill you"....
I am completely freaked out, immed call them, apologize for being wasted, tell them I had no idea what I was doing last night, etc etc...eventually we agreed to meet at my bank the next day, and I withdrew $1000 and gave it to them.
We actually had a pretty good laugh after I handed them the money, and one of the girls told me to call her anytime I have real cash and want to hook up, never did though, lol.
I have since calmed down a lot since those days, but I have many stories like that, but that was my favorite of all time when we all look back and talk about that story.
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#118 Posted: 6/28/2011 8:06:40 PM ^^^
Genius forsure hahah
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#120 Posted: 7/12/2011 10:26:43 PM Just got back from Vegas a couple nights ago, and ordered an escort up to my room at like 11 am, after a night of heavy drinking, gambling and partying, and still hadnt slept yet. Struck out at the club, so i was kind of horny and depressed, had a bunch of hooker trading cards that i got on the strip, and hit them up.
Within an hour a girl was knocking on my bedroom door, and my drunk behind paid her $1000, yes, $1000 for some head and a good darn. Let me say though, the ones on the cards are professionals, very sexy, very very sexy girl, not like the ones you find chilling at the slot machines not playing at 4 am, or the hoes on the strip. This girl was gorgeous, unfortunately she was very expensive, but it was a good session trust me. Great real tits
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#121 Posted: 8/15/2011 11:22:34 PM  |
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#122 Posted: 8/17/2011 2:43:44 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Redskin28:
Just got back from Vegas a couple nights ago, and ordered an escort up to my room at like 11 am, after a night of heavy drinking, gambling and partying, and still hadnt slept yet. Struck out at the club, so i was kind of horny and depressed, had a bunch of hooker trading cards that i got on the strip, and hit them up.
Within an hour a girl was knocking on my bedroom door, and my drunk behind paid her $1000, yes, $1000 for some head and a good darn. Let me say though, the ones on the cards are professionals, very sexy, very very sexy girl, not like the ones you find chilling at the slot machines not playing at 4 am, or the hoes on the strip. This girl was gorgeous, unfortunately she was very expensive, but it was a good session trust me. Great real tits
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#124 Posted: 9/27/2011 4:15:32 PM I was on vacation in Vegas staying at Paris. Lots to drink and playing the slots . I hit a jacpot of 1900+. 30ish blond lady started chatting with me and telling me how lucky I was and how unlucky she had been and that she lost all her money. Then she asked me for some money. Drunk as I was I told her she has to work for it . She gets serious and said $300. I said ok let us go to my room. As we were going to my room on the 25th floor she told me she is married and never done this before. We got to my room and I asked her if she had a condom. She said she didn't have the need to carry condoms and like she told me she was married. With the drink and all I didn't care. So we just proceeded having intercourse. She was urging me to hurry up and finish but mine wasn't ending, I just kept going and was enjoying it. After a while she goes OH garbage < OH garbage... I said what happened ...and she says I came I came...I just kept pumping and enjoying it. She said hurry up...I said ok ok but I wasn't even close.
After a while she goes with her Oh garbage again......OH garbage OH garbage >>>OH garbage.....what is wrong I asked her . She said she came again. I said that is good isn't it ? why are you mad ? She says I already told you I am married..I don't do this stuff I am doing it because I lost my money. I don't cheat on my husband and I don't want to orgasm with anybody else than my husband...that is cheating emotionally and I don't want to do that to him. So she was threatening to leave if I didn't finish quick. I was so into it I didn't want her to leave before I finished. So I closed my eyes, focused , increased the tempo and was able to finish. Felt bad for her and gave her another 100. Casino money anyways and I was happy.
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#125 Posted: 10/4/2011 3:32:20 PM hahahah love these stories. keep them coming !
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