The Official MichaelPaul Joke thread...

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Posted: 5/15/2012 11:22:31 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

MichaelPaul and his buddy were in the woods hunting. MichaelPaul looked at him  and said, "I've gotta take a crap." 

His buddy said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."
MichaelPaul  one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my behind."

His buddy replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

MichaelPaul  said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea! I'll use that!"

MichaelPaul  left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes.

His buddy looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened?"
MichaelPaul  replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your behind with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

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Posted: 5/22/2012 1:36:33 PM
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Posted: 5/22/2012 1:43:43 PM

MichaelPaul decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it.  He fires one shot, but misses.  The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!"  MichaelPaul says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna darn you in the behind." 

So after the bear is done with MichaelPaul,  MichaelPaul says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time.  The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"


And MichaelPaul says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again".  The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my person."  So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and MichaelPaul is real mad  and fires a third time.  But again he misses.  So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"

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Posted: 5/22/2012 1:54:41 PM

What do MichaelPaul and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.


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Posted: 5/24/2012 10:30:32 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

What do MichaelPaul and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.





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Posted: 5/29/2012 11:22:14 AM
AUSTIN STILL NOT POSTING PLAYS DICKFACE..........HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PICK ON PEOPLE.......WELL GUESS WHAT fool..........EAT AS MUCH FECAL MATTER AS YOU CAN, THAN THROW THE darn UP ON YOURSELF, BUT DON'T SHOWER FOR A WEEK......YOU friggin DIRTBAG darn.........HAVE A GREAT DAY.........
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Posted: 5/29/2012 11:23:18 AM
WMI7199    READ ABOVE person FACE.........SAME garbage AS I TOLD AUSTIN.  fool......
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Posted: 6/8/2012 9:35:32 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

What do MichaelPaul and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.





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Posted: 6/8/2012 9:52:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

What’s Michael Paul's pickup line in a happy bar?

May I push your stool in




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Posted: 6/8/2012 9:53:35 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

i want to hear the best jokes you have about our resident friggin joke MichaelPaul. I will get it started...


What do MichaelPaul and a dingleberry have in common?

They are both pieces of garbage that hang around men's fool....

good morning michelle...



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Posted: 6/12/2012 11:39:23 AM
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Posted: 7/12/2012 11:53:13 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Theone324:

HOW CAN WE GET MICHAELPAUL TO darn A WOMAN??????




TAKE A garbage IN HER box.




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Posted: 7/12/2012 11:56:00 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink:

What is Michaelpaul's favorite fruit?






The Mangoo 



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Posted: 7/14/2012 10:55:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?

He got fired for drinking on the job!


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