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#26 Posted: 1/9/2012 6:50:51 PM And your address is Vatican City. Now that is funny.
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#27 Posted: 1/9/2012 6:51:46 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by baojohn:
I am glad you draw the line between freaky sex and just plain gross. Every man should at least date a GF like this once in their lifetime. It's every single-man "pilgrimage" so to speak. But you didn't tell us what would happened if you win. And we want proofs!!!. I'll be rooting for LSU for you.. GL
I like them nasty but smart. If the odds were not in their favor, they would not bet with ya.
Die because of a woman and we men needs to give our women the better end of the bargain just to make them happy.
I can't take a bet of gisting into her mouth because that is so typical and normal for her. Bad odds for myself I know but at least I'm making the attempt to make the relationship exciting.
root for LSU....drinking gist only takes a simple gulp and I'll probably chase it down with some beer unlike my clemson lost. I had a dildo up my butt but thrusting that dildo was not part of the agreement. The heavy lube saves my day.
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#28 Posted: 1/9/2012 6:53:05 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by glewis461: And your address is Vatican City. Now that is funny.
well your location is from penisvania... 
just kidding..
I'm near SF, the city of the freaks....
Vatican is just a stage location to throw people off.
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#29 Posted: 1/9/2012 6:53:29 PM |
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#30 Posted: 1/9/2012 6:56:22 PM |
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#31 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:00:40 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by blowoutgm:
I think she deserves a "Dirty Sanchez" if LSU wins!!!! or you could always give her a "Donkey Punch" !!
you gave me a good idea..
For every hump and pump, I'm going yell out....ROLL TIDES......
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#32 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:02:28 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Leon_clemens:
So wait... what do you get if you win?
I'm taking a bad odds bet just to get the girl into the game..
so what should I get if I win?
Maybe making an amateur sex video?
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#33 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:06:04 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by misfits:
something tells me your girlfriend is actually your boyfriend
That was my first thought, I think he is going to being swallowing regardless of the game. What an idiot.
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#34 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:31:34 PM
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#35 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:49:54 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by inthetank:
You should get into 'golden showers,' or enemas with beer as the liquid....The only gal that will do this to me, AN ENEMA, gets about a pint in my behind, then uses her thumb to block it....With the other hand,she masturbates....When she's ready to juice, she pulls out the thumb and I shoot from my behind like a fire hydrant.....Yes, I am also jacking off with one hand, while on my knees...I juice too when the beer flies from my behind....DON'T KNOCK IT UNLESS YOU TRIED IT!
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#36 Posted: 1/9/2012 7:56:13 PM Screw the Dirty Sanchez...If you win you need to receive a bumkin. In case you dont know what a bumkin is...its getting a blow job while you are taking a garbage!!!!
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#38 Posted: 1/10/2012 6:24:22 PM  |
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