|[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11] Went right to the strip club and made it rain buying 6 10 dollar lap dances and 3 8 dollar bud lights. That garbage did put me in the mood for night cap though. Just fucked a high class escort and it was worth every penny. Bout to goto the casino now with 2 grand only so there's no chance of me being a dothead and losing all my profits. I'm going to try and win a quick 500 in blackjack then hit the poker tables. I also have 500 on the oakland a's for no apparent reason. My litttle brothers girlfriend is cousins with bartolo (not actually but her last name is colon so we make made many jokes when he was on the yanks).
Posted: 3/30/2012 8:20:27 AM
hope you enjoyed the long rant
. The escort was a dickhead. Pretty much telling me i was guaranteed a dui and shouldn't even get a lawyer. Telling me it didn't help any of her friends she knew. Total buzz kill and limpdickitis. Whatever...maybe she's right. I'm sure my lawyer is better than most of her friends though so who knows. Hopefully, i win some money at the casino tonight to cover my escort/strip club bill. If anyone needs a legit bookie in the phoenix area shoot me a PM and I'll put you in touch if you have more then 10 posts and seem like a good dude.
cool story hansel[/Quote]Still having to pay for sex...arrested for dui and bragging about winning 11k when you lost ten times that betting 1000.00 parlays...I dont envy you at all...