Posted: 5/1/2012 1:10:06 PM
Why nobody from work made it to the bar on Friday night :
The person missed happy hour and refused to pay full price for his drinks.
The black guy didn't have any money.
The happy guy watched a Martha Stewart episode instead.
The guy got into a car accident on the way there.
The redneck guy had a date with his cousin.
The Muslim had a stoning to attend.
The Indian guy had to work late at the call center.
The Irishman passed out before he ever left the house.
The Pollock's watch stopped working, so he never knew what time it was.
The Puerto Rican thought it sounded like too much work to get dressed to go out.
Only The Mexican made it to the bar that night...but he's there every night washing dishes.