If LSU loses tonight.... *another awful bet with the gf thread*

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glewis461 PM glewis461
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Posted: 1/9/2012 6:50:51 PM

And your address is Vatican City.  Now that is funny.

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Posted: 1/9/2012 6:51:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by baojohn:

 

I am glad you draw the line between freaky sex and just plain gross. Every man should at least date a GF like this once in their lifetime. It's every single-man "pilgrimage" so to speak. But you didn't tell us what would happened if you win. And we want proofs!!!. I'll be rooting for LSU for you.. GL



I like them nasty but smart.  If the odds were not in their favor, they would not bet with ya. 

Die because of a woman and we men needs to give our women the better end of the bargain just to make them happy. 

I can't take a bet of gisting into her mouth because that is so typical and normal for her.  Bad odds for myself I know but at least I'm making the attempt to make the relationship exciting. 

root for LSU....drinking gist only takes a simple gulp and I'll probably chase it down with some beer unlike my clemson lost.  I had a dildo up my butt but thrusting that dildo was not part of the agreement.  The heavy lube saves my day. 


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Posted: 1/9/2012 6:53:05 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by glewis461:

And your address is Vatican City.  Now that is funny.



well your location is from penisvania... 

just kidding..

I'm near SF, the city of the freaks....

Vatican is just a stage location to throw people off. 
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Posted: 1/9/2012 6:53:29 PM
I think she deserves a "Dirty Sanchez" if LSU wins!!!! or you could always give her a "Donkey Punch" !!
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Posted: 1/9/2012 6:56:22 PM
So wait... what do you get if you win?
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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:00:40 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by blowoutgm:

I think she deserves a "Dirty Sanchez" if LSU wins!!!! or you could always give her a "Donkey Punch" !!


you gave me a good idea..

For every hump and pump, I'm going yell out....ROLL TIDES......
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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:02:28 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Leon_clemens:

So wait... what do you get if you win?


I'm taking a bad odds bet just to get the girl into the game..

so what should I get if I win? 

Maybe making an amateur sex video?  
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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:06:04 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by misfits:

something tells me your girlfriend is actually your boyfriend

That was my first thought, I think he is going to being swallowing regardless of the game. What an idiot.

ROLL TIDE!!!!

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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:31:34 PM
You should get into 'golden showers,' or enemas with beer as the liquid....The only gal that will do this to me, AN ENEMA, gets about a pint in my behind, then uses her thumb to block it....With the other hand,she masturbates....When she's ready to juice, she pulls out the thumb and I shoot from my behind like a fire hydrant.....Yes, I am also jacking off with one hand, while on my knees...I juice too when the beer flies from my behind....DON'T KNOCK IT UNLESS YOU TRIED IT!
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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:49:54 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by inthetank:

You should get into 'golden showers,' or enemas with beer as the liquid....The only gal that will do this to me, AN ENEMA, gets about a pint in my behind, then uses her thumb to block it....With the other hand,she masturbates....When she's ready to juice, she pulls out the thumb and I shoot from my behind like a fire hydrant.....Yes, I am also jacking off with one hand, while on my knees...I juice too when the beer flies from my behind....DON'T KNOCK IT UNLESS YOU TRIED IT!


Corn Roll tiessss
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Posted: 1/9/2012 7:56:13 PM

Screw the Dirty Sanchez...If you win you need to receive a bumkin.  In case you dont know what a bumkin is...its getting a blow job while you are taking a garbage!!!!

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Posted: 1/10/2012 4:38:23 PM
That would be a blumpkin!! Those are awesome!!
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Posted: 1/10/2012 6:24:22 PM
u lost!!!
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