Posted: 4/20/2012 11:17:35 AM
anyone else get these directives>>>
1. Signed photo-copies front and back of all credit cards used, drivers license and passport. Must be government issue.
2. Copy of utility bill or property tax statement.
3. Tax statements for past 3 years.
4. Preserved slice of own liver (must be at least 1 inch cube in sterile vacuum pack
5. Tail feather of american bald eagel (nest #234 Mt. Rushmore St. park)
6. Five Kim Kardashian pubic hairs (good luck with that)
7. Video evidence that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gun-man. (black and white film unacceptable)
8. Two validated artifacts from the tomb of King TUTANAKHAMMENNEN, turquoise preferred.
9. Tattered bloodstained garment worn by Mary on the day of crucifiction