#7 Posted: 11/15/2011 4:45:51 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ad1260: "thank goodness for the Guinness because it was just about the end of me." 
That's awesome Hutch, was it really that BAD??
To borrow a great line from First Blood, I was forced to try to eat things that would make a billy goat puke when I rushed a fraternity in college: Live minnows, worms, cat food omelettes, etc., etc. More often than not, it went half way down and then right back up. Eating sushi just brought all that back. I had to concentrate on not breathing so I couldn't taste it as much and then wash it down with beer. But I wanted to get in this red heads pants pretty bad.
The sad part of the story is that was our second date and I thought things were going well. She had to get up early so we ended things early. I proceeded to call her a few days later....she never called me back. I waited a few days and tried again. No call back. Hint received so I moved on.
2 months later she calls me. Says she really had a good time when we went out and wanted to see me again. Asked me why I didn't call her.  I tell her I took it as a hint after trying twice. She says, "oh, I have just been really, really busy." So we get to talking a bit and she tells me she had hoped I would have been a little more aggressive when I dropped her off after our last date.
So I'm in business, right? Maybe I get to do a red head with a belly button ring? WRONG. I was already dating the gal I'm currently with (9 years now). My whole life pretty much changed because she didn't call me back. And although I am grateful to be with my gal, I still think about that missed oppportunity. When I think that I might live the rest of my life without having sex with another red head, it definitely makes me  .
Maybe part of the reason I don't like sushi is it makes me think of the gal I never got to sleep with. 
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