Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Cocos Keeling
|when I was in a bit of trouble and got thrown in DOC like a dumbass there was this counselor there that looked like a freaking barbie doll... I did a couple years there so i def got to know her a decent amount as visits where mandatory. I will get to the point. I always thought bout how insane that would be to hit that right up in the prison lol.. she would close her door to visits and it would be just you and her.
Posted: 5/10/2012 5:10:00 AM
Well I will be damned if not 6 months into my sentence garbage started to get nuts. She would wear dresses and dif garbage and put her legs on the desk and str8 up give me Choco Taco shots and so forth. She would talk non stop about sex and so forth sayin garbage like your still young and im sure its hard to be imprisoned during this time in your life. IM telling you all IM not one to think chicks always want my nuts like a lot of my friends are but I could of str8 up fucked this woman.
Since I didnt really act on anything she kind of took it the wrong way when really it was just me bitching out and the visits became less and less common and less and less interesting to say the least. Whats nuts is after I got paroled you still have to wait 2 days before you can leave so your basically just wiating around on cloud 9 and I went and saw her and she only talked about her personal life and gave me her number and a bunch of garbage. Once again I pussed out and never called her. After I got me some strange when I first got out she didnt seem as big of a deal to me. Now that im 29 though if I could go back to that time I would of tore that garbage up .