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#1 Posted: 3/8/2010 10:35:49 PM Bachelor party couple years back, its the last nite of 4 straight, were at the rio dancin and workin the chicks, I am so fuggin dead tired, I cant even get a buzz, no real sleep in 4 days, break outta there solo, back to monte carlo bout 3am, strugglin, make it to room, stash wallet in little table behind the bible, pass the darn out hard. Another dude was stayin in the other bed and he was still out partyin. So I wake up around 8am, in a daze, look over homeboy is on his back pants around ankles, shirt half on, junk hangin out, puke all over his chest belly, Im like holy darn man and he doesnt even flinch, hes snorin though so I know he aint dead, nxt I go for my wallet, which had 4 hundos and a fifty.. Its not in the drawer, I start to wonder did I stash it somewhere else, so I go to take a piss and lo and behold, theres my wallet ripped open behind the toilet, now I wake homey up and Im asking him about my wallet, this fuckin puke.. Takes him a few to gather himself, turns out he bought a hooker, fucked her right there next to me, I WAS OUT COLD, and once he passed out, she ganked my wallet, somewhere along the way he horked up 4 barbary dogs.. Anyway, he feels terrible bout my money, his flight is in a few hours, he showers up, races down to the tables to try to salvage the trip, and no garbage he pays me back in full, shakes my hand, heads for the airport, like nothin happened, thats VEGAS.. |
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#2 Posted: 3/8/2010 11:23:05 PM girl be crazy |
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#3 Posted: 3/9/2010 3:33:29 AM Good story! That's vegas alright! 
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#4 Posted: 3/9/2010 6:10:56 AM only in vegas baby |
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#5 Posted: 3/9/2010 10:24:37 AM Great Story!
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#7 Posted: 5/4/2010 12:38:58 PM Had a similar story but I left with no money and a flaming case of the hibby jibbys. |
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#8 Posted: 5/4/2010 1:32:17 PM  |
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#9 Posted: 5/5/2010 2:22:47 PM  |
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#10 Posted: 5/9/2010 8:39:23 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by dirtybass:
Had a similar story but I left with no money and a flaming case of the hibby jibbys.

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#11 Posted: 5/22/2010 11:14:18 AM great story. awesome that he paid you back. Can't imagine being a housekeeper in a Vegas hotel! |
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#12 Posted: 6/1/2010 1:51:57 AM gotta love those hot streaks at the tables
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#13 Posted: 6/5/2010 2:50:26 AM  great bud |
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#14 Posted: 7/25/2010 3:13:13 AM city is real dead, lots more robbery stories so be careful if u or anyone goes down there this year, still a great place just a lot more desperation down there, happy hookers and puking!
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#15 Posted: 7/28/2010 9:12:50 AM 
Great story!!!! |
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#16 Posted: 7/30/2010 2:36:38 PM my buddy is a big time hustler he use to go to the souviner store and buy the 1 $ chips that say vegas club $100 and $500 told me how he would get a room call an escort then pay for services with the chips.... 1 time he even got the girl to give him $200 change on a $500 chip.....needless to say he had every pimp in town chasing him down...... |
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#17 Posted: 8/19/2010 2:27:36 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by mcx000: my buddy is a big time hustler he use to go to the souviner store and buy the 1 $ chips that say vegas club $100 and $500 told me how he would get a room call an escort then pay for services with the chips.... 1 time he even got the girl to give him $200 change on a $500 chip.....needless to say he had every pimp in town chasing him down......
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#18 Posted: 8/20/2010 2:19:24 PM Just too bad the girls came from "Retarded LV Escorts". They even accept Monopoly money..
Come on, these girls aren't dumb when it comes to money...
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