Posted: 11/23/2011 2:19:32 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who is this?
Stranger: Shannon. Who is this?
You: This is Seaweed
Stranger: Nice to meet you Seaweed!
You: Nice to meet you Shannon!
You: Say, Can you give me some tips
You: How do i get girls?
Stranger: Haha get girls for one nightstands, or get girls as friends?
You: Get girls to join my Nation, and then eventually become my partner
You: So, how do i get a lady to join?
Stranger: Simply ask!
You: What's the best way to ask?
Stranger: Will you join my Nation?
You: OK, Shannon will you join my Nation?
Stranger: Haha what kind of Nation?
You: Seaweed Nation, it's the most illustrious Nation on the internet
Stranger: I would love to!
You: Perfect. We're short on girls, so we could use you. Congratulations, you're on your way to becoming a Seaweeder
Stranger: Yes, you have helped me on my way to accomplishing all my life goasl
You: What do you think about Bookyman?
You: Yes. Bookyman. He was unlawfully jailed today. You didn't hear?
Stranger: That's horrible! This news has not reached me yet!
You: It is still circulating the internet world
Stranger: My internet must be behind the times :(
You: Shannon, come join Covers.com
You: Shannon, what's your favorite sport?
Stranger: Sports stats? Haha already get them :) Football and Hockey if you must know
Stranger: In that respective order
You: Football? Perfect. You should join Covers.com. You would be the third most popular member there since there are no girls
Stranger: No girls? At all?
You: There used to be one. Her name was SarahJ but it didn't work out to well for her, people thought she was a fake
Stranger: Ew. Fake girls suck.
You: Tell me about it
So, if you join, i will introduce to you to everyone there. It's like a
family, well kind of. You should go in the penalty box forum, that's
where Seaweed Nation is
Stranger: What should my username be?Haha
You: I suggest Miss.Seaweeder
Stranger: Haha alright
You: Go to covers.com and then click on forums.
Then click on Penalty Box. We're all there awaiting your appearance
You: Have you chosen your username yet?
Stranger: Haha just Miss_Seaweeder lol
You: this one
You: Everybody is waiting
Stranger: Hahaha ok
Stranger: Hahah oh goodness
You: Alright, have you done it yet?
Stranger: Mmmhmm, trying to get a pic now
You: You are well on your way
You: You have entered a whole new world
Stranger: hahahaha oh my
You: You are now part of Seaweed Nation
Stranger: Haha ok! What should I say?
You: Feel free to say anything you please.
Stranger: Haha ok
Stranger: Hahaha this is definitely entertaining
Stranger: Haha oh my goodness, I'm just doing what you tell me honestly lol
You: That's the right attitude. Just do what Seaweed tells you
You: You are part of a great organization now
Stranger: Haha awesome
You: Nice, well I'm going to go back there now. We will talk on Covers
There you have it Covers Mods, the official recruitment of a non alias and non personal acquaintance of Seaweed. What do you have to say for yourself now?
Hopefully, you guys do the right thing and let her back