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#26 Posted: 4/20/2012 10:38:34 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:
 This might the outright win. But what do ya do in between trips all day goose? Read?
I attend afternoon Tortoise Orgies of course...
Tortoises can darn with the best of them, don't ya know?
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#27 Posted: 4/20/2012 11:57:11 PM
How about an ocelot? Things are pretty awesome...yet dangerous as garbage
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#28 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:00:55 AM |
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#29 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:06:01 AM |
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#30 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:13:37 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
I attend afternoon Tortoise Orgies of course...
Tortoises can darn with the best of them, don't ya know?
Goose has longevity down
Ocelot, hell of predator that's unknown, but hunted for that coat and has a pretty short life span. I want to live a long time without too much hassle from humans.. |
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#31 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:18:09 AM  |
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#32 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:21:00 AM Hell with you Goose, I don't wanna be a turtle. Nooooo.
I had one the size of a VW outside my room in Cape Town Africa. He was lonely as hell. I tried to cheer him up but he just didn't want to get out an see anything.
Some mornings he wouldn't be there and it made my day to know he was out mounting other turtles doggshly I hoped.
He was at least 65 they told me. |
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#33 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:26:39 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by ShootDaClubUp:
I would wanna be an anaconda or the most poisinous snake there is , because snakes scare the garbage out of me
Not to jump in all the time but good call.
You might look up sidewinders in the Sahara desert. They are NEVER bothered by humans and get their way with prey.
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#34 Posted: 4/21/2012 2:04:07 AM Golden eagle, most hunters know the code of not to shoot a golden eagle, especially americans. Plus they have incredible vision and great predators. |
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#35 Posted: 4/21/2012 8:54:37 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:
btw...you don't get to pick how succesful you will be as an adult at birth. You are born a horse and may you may end up hauling logs in Brazil.
Birth.
Apache, why are you not a wolf?  Leader of the Pack. |
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#36 Posted: 4/21/2012 10:48:38 AM Koala, they sleep 16 hours a day, and eat only eucalypt leaves, which are a hallucinate.
And the females have 2 vaginas
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#37 Posted: 4/21/2012 12:52:58 PM |
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#38 Posted: 4/21/2012 2:34:35 PM 
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#39 Posted: 4/21/2012 3:00:56 PM
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#40 Posted: 4/21/2012 11:01:53 PM  |
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#41 Posted: 4/21/2012 11:20:54 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:
Tiger. The baddest behind in cat land. Black Panther or Jaguar would be next. Very under rated IMO.
Yup. Real hard life though.for those badass cats. Poachers all want a piece of you though, your habitat sucks too.
Jaguar is pound for pound the most powwerful cat in the world. |
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#43 Posted: 4/21/2012 11:22:04 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant: Going with a a Transient Killer Whale.
Í am protected by my mother and pod from the day I'm born. I'm the top apex predator in all of the oceans. I'm protected by law, I'm smarter than anything in the water. I live to be 50 years old at least.
Me and my girlfriends and friends party every day without worry from anybody and I rule the ocean when I get older.
would suck to end up at sea world or harpooned by some japanese dude though
Hard not to choose an eagle and be able to fly in imo. It would be awesome to be a tiger or a lion maybe a few hundred years ago. Too many africans trying to make a quick buck these days poaching. I'll take my chances in the air i think. Bald Eagle......America...... darn Ya |
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#44 Posted: 4/21/2012 11:24:49 PM Land choice would be a Perigrine Falcon or a Great Grey Owl.
Humans can't touch me and I can sleep, eat and kick behind at leisure. |
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#45 Posted: 4/21/2012 11:35:00 PM True messier. But the aquariums don't take Transients Whales though. Japs would be a problem.
Lion would be fun but major hassle to survive. Suck at hunting, cobra strikes, drought, Hyennas..... Eagle is a good idea if ya don't mind eating dead rotting garbage. Bald Eagles are the same as vultures - they feed on dead animals. I would puke a lot. |
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#46 Posted: 4/22/2012 1:37:24 AM |
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#47 Posted: 4/22/2012 1:39:51 AM
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#48 Posted: 4/22/2012 3:00:01 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
That's easy... Tortoise.
I can live for 200 years and eat magic mushrooms every day.
Was going there also but could not spell gallopogos(island) still caint. |
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