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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:21:24 PM
I have taken a little time off from da booze but need to win some money today so funded one of my accounts with a pissant deposit and a dream.
Meanwhile. I am setting a rule of one shot of Bombay gin every 15 min. I started at 3pm and it's 5:18pm and I am buzzin.....(cheers)

Now to await a grand slam in the 9th inning around midnight to ruin my entire night.

At least it will be a good night till then.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:55:26 PM
Doubled my deposit and am now feeling like a dipshit putting it all on the line tonight on the late heavy dogs.
Cubs single bet
Astros single bet
And those two parlayed.
One of two I am ahead.
Two of two I am a financial genius.
0 for two I may have to manwhore.

gambling sure is fun!
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:35:39 PM
Wait you bet on the Astros? You sure you ain't taking shots every 5 minutes?
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:51:12 PM
Sliks.....i am with ya on that logic but I second guessed myself last min feeling like I had a crunken vision of me losing so I switched. We will see. : o
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Posted: 8/9/2012 7:54:24 PM
I am gonna run out of weed tonight if I lose but as of 6:53 I have about 6 cigarellos worth so win or lose moneywise I will have a gaurantee of getting fucked up!....(cheers)
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:15:02 PM
You should call the wheelchair girl and see if she can "roll" over.....
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:23:24 PM

Betting on an 0-8 Cubs pitcher in a rainstorm.

You can pick'em Salty!!!


Cheers & GL
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:28:03 PM
Really, shots of bombay??

I love Bombay... but I always mix it with something.  Strange how it is my favorite liquor, but I can't touch it straight.  Idk how, or should I say why, you do it Salty...
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:29:41 PM
Cliff Lee was 0-fer-alotofgames but was still a stud pitcher through that whole run (about half a full season, pretty significant)... don't get me wrong, the 0 wins is a reflection of the team and therefore still a valid reason not to back them... mmmm I guess I don't have a point after all.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:31:34 PM
Why don't we bet on if there is a hit of any kind, let alone a grand slam, hit near midnight CT tonight... I'll take 'no'.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:36:30 PM
Spit. I never claimed to make rational decisions but I am going on a reverse buttfuck theory of desperation and luck. I say grand slam because that is my personal luck in desperation times such as the present.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:40:01 PM
Plus, I like taking shots of bombay and trying to taste the individual ingredients pictured on the side of the bottle. Every shot u taste another.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:43:21 PM
Update.....not sure I can keep up 4 shots per.hour at this point¡
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:53:58 PM

In-Game Vegas Odds just in...



What happens first?

Houston Astros score +120

Salty Passes Out -130

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Posted: 8/9/2012 9:13:43 PM



Rain delay in Chicago = midnight slam is do-able!
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Posted: 8/9/2012 9:21:00 PM
Im drizzunk.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 9:27:55 PM

Astros lead-off double and can't score. 




Wait a minute.  The fans are chanting something.  Can't quite make it out.  It sounds like they are chanting "Salty". 

"S-A-L-T-Y... S-A-L-T-Y... S-A-L-T-Y"
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Posted: 8/10/2012 12:45:32 AM
bombay ? gotta go with tanqueray
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Posted: 8/10/2012 1:55:20 AM
Mich.......sorry bro but I only can handle Bombay white label or Sapphire Blue label.

But on another note. Cubs came thru in the clutch late and held up in the 9th.
2.5x my original morning deposit.

After a long kick in the nuts streak losing in Survivor, now.........I am riding a 4 wins in a row so I need to send a shout out to Covers and associates to pencil me in a check for $25,000. I will lose to a last minute heartbreaker during the 22nd game.
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