I just signed up with PLENTYOFFISH!

Forum: General Discussion Page 8 of 8 «  4 5 6 7 8  
Author: [General Discussion] Topic: I just signed up with PLENTYOFFISH!
Ktrain PM Ktrain
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 6371
 
Ktrain
Participation Meter
Captain
quote#176
Posted: 4/24/2012 7:54:34 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

had to many person in bridgewaterrr

Go kill yourself Christopher. 

effedbythehook PM effedbythehook
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 438
 
effedbythehook
Participation Meter
Prospect
quote#177
Posted: 4/25/2012 6:31:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by KktdocT:

Sliksticks,

I need more humorous pick-up lines.  My lines are getting dry.

 

 

Ask these chicks if they will suck you off from the back, Argentinian style. No hands, lips and gums only

The Hawk PM The Hawk
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 17741
 
The Hawk
Participation Meter
MVP
quote#178
Posted: 4/25/2012 6:44:01 PM
Body type undisclosed? I'll disclose it for you.............
slikstiks99 PM slikstiks99
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5839
 
slikstiks99
Participation Meter
Captain
quote#179
Posted: 4/26/2012 9:30:03 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Body type undisclosed? I'll disclose it for you.............


My favorite description is the following:

Bigger but not obscene.


SportsFan9698 PM SportsFan9698
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 5575
 
SportsFan9698
Participation Meter
Banned
quote#180
Posted: 4/26/2012 3:11:12 PM
I met and fucked about 20-30 girls off of pof.  It was a great time
222bad PM 222bad
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 10863
 
222bad
Participation Meter
All-Star
quote#181
Posted: 4/26/2012 3:21:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by bigbill365:

just start out by saying "hey cutie wats up"  My name is bigbill and I'm a stiff.  I don't pay my gambling debts and rip people off for the front money they give me for weed. 
  Yeah that ought to get a girl.
666LES PM 666LES
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3042
 
666LES
Participation Meter
Veteran
quote#182
Posted: 4/26/2012 4:44:56 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

I met and fucked about 20-30 girls off of pof.  It was a great time

  

How big is your friggin plate?

CrusCrnshw PM CrusCrnshw
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 15935
 
CrusCrnshw
Participation Meter
MVP
quote#183
Posted: 4/26/2012 5:34:28 PM
What do you guys say to the chicks that ask what you are on the site for, and are ones who totally want a relationship and attempt to sniff you out if you just want some?

I found this a big hurdle on match and I tried POF but I wasn't getting much stuff my way. I didn't really sign on much or even try to hit up chicks on there though...
topcornermax PM topcornermax
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 25
 
topcornermax
Participation Meter
Prospect
quote#184
Posted: 4/26/2012 6:38:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

I met and fucked about 20-30 girls off of pof.  It was a great time


haha love to see what these girls looked like
wjeremy97 PM wjeremy97
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 38789
 
wjeremy97
Participation Meter
Legend
quote#185
Posted: 4/27/2012 12:56:36 AM
there are tons of girls who want to hook up. the problem is that ALL of them are fat or  have some issues.


Knoxpoker PM Knoxpoker
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1244
 
Knoxpoker
Participation Meter
Veteran
quote#186
Posted: 4/28/2012 10:44:40 AM
POF is full of fat nasty pigs ... Match is alot better. . and if they think you just want some right off the bat .. then you have no GAME!! all my girls think I am in it for the long run... I have my son , so they know I cant commit all my time to them ..I do treat them well , i am very sweet guy . and they eat it up ..
JEFFMARKETCAP PM JEFFMARKETCAP
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 55131
 
JEFFMARKETCAP
Participation Meter
Legend
quote#187
Posted: 4/30/2012 10:17:41 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wjeremy97:

there are tons of girls who want to hook up. the problem is that ALL of them are fat or  have some issues.


 I get a lot of emails and "wants to meet you" from fat pigs.   The hot chicks are impossible to get.  I have had a few conversations of late with hot chicks and then for some reason we don't get around to meeting up.  The problem is the hot ones are looking for mister perfect.  I'm a good looking guy but I'm not a super hot guy
TheBallDontLie PM TheBallDontLie
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 4252
 
TheBallDontLie
Participation Meter
Veteran
quote#188
Posted: 5/4/2012 10:53:32 PM
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?sld=1&profile_id=39132217

have one right here for you boys 
KktdocT PM KktdocT
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 64397
 
KktdocT
Participation Meter
Legend
quote#189
Posted: 5/5/2012 2:20:42 PM
TheBallDontLie PM TheBallDontLie
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 4252
 
TheBallDontLie
Participation Meter
Veteran
quote#190
Posted: 5/6/2012 8:51:32 PM
was talking to a girl on pof for a few days, looked super cute but i knew something was fishy because she only had face shots  her profile said her body is athletic. needless to say i had her to facebook and she ended up being a fat pig  and it seems like a couple years ago she was in great shape telling from her pictures  
mainmanmainman2 PM mainmanmainman2
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 4357
 
mainmanmainman2
Participation Meter
Veteran
quote#191
Posted: 5/6/2012 9:55:09 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

 I get a lot of emails and "wants to meet you" from fat pigs.   The hot chicks are impossible to get.  I have had a few conversations of late with hot chicks and then for some reason we don't get around to meeting up.  The problem is the hot ones are looking for mister perfect.  I'm a good looking guy but I'm not a super hot guy

them hot chicks must get 1000000000 emails a day... such a tease.
Forum: General Discussion Page 8 of 8 «  4 5 6 7 8  
You have entered the forum as a GUEST. 
You must login/register to post or reply.