"Take it easy," replied MichaelPaul, "I just burped!"
MichaelPaul walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
MichaelPaul sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the MichaelPaul replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
MichaelPaul walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
MichaelPaul sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the MichaelPaul replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
MichaelPaul paid a visit to his doctor and confided that
he had a vibrator stuck up his ass. "Let me have
a look," said the doctor reassuringly. "I'll
have it out in no time."
"Oh doctor, please don't do that," said MichaelPaul.
"What the hell do you want me to do?" asked the
doctor.
"Change the batteries, please." MichaelPaul replied.
MichaelPaul paid a visit to his doctor and confided that
he had a vibrator stuck up his ass. "Let me have
a look," said the doctor reassuringly. "I'll
have it out in no time."
"Oh doctor, please don't do that," said MichaelPaul.
"What the hell do you want me to do?" asked the
doctor.
"Change the batteries, please." MichaelPaul replied.
Who you talking to internet tough guy?? Can't be me as this is same one since day one.
You love it here, so you can act so tough. Have you ever tried to leave the double wide? Does your mom let out or do you need to hang and help fluff the johns? We know if you ever did go out and acted the way you did, you'd get the shit kicked out of you.
Who you talking to internet tough guy?? Can't be me as this is same one since day one.
You love it here, so you can act so tough. Have you ever tried to leave the double wide? Does your mom let out or do you need to hang and help fluff the johns? We know if you ever did go out and acted the way you did, you'd get the shit kicked out of you.
MichaelPaul walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
MichaelPaul sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the MichaelPaul replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
MichaelPaul walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
MichaelPaul sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the MichaelPaul replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
MichaelPaul paid a visit to his doctor and confided that
he had a vibrator stuck up his ass. "Let me have
a look," said the doctor reassuringly. "I'll
have it out in no time."
"Oh doctor, please don't do that," said MichaelPaul.
"What the hell do you want me to do?" asked the
doctor.
"Change the batteries, please." MichaelPaul replied.
MichaelPaul paid a visit to his doctor and confided that
he had a vibrator stuck up his ass. "Let me have
a look," said the doctor reassuringly. "I'll
have it out in no time."
"Oh doctor, please don't do that," said MichaelPaul.
"What the hell do you want me to do?" asked the
doctor.
"Change the batteries, please." MichaelPaul replied.
MichaelPaul pick-up lines when he goes out cruisng for the boys:
"Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?"
"Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns"
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"My name is MichaelPaul... remember that, you'll be screaming it later."
"Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package."
"You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez""
"Nice ass... what time does it open?"
"Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!"
"You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
MichaelPaul pick-up lines when he goes out cruisng for the boys:
"Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?"
"Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns"
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"My name is MichaelPaul... remember that, you'll be screaming it later."
"Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package."
"You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez""
"Nice ass... what time does it open?"
"Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!"
"You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
Hey WMI and AUSTIN, Just wanted to stop by and say the 2 of you subhuman pieces of dog shit have nothing better to do in your no life living trailers and projects that the 2 of you have to always pick on michaelpaul.......well guess what fuckoff and get a fucking life you tools.......THEONE your another one you fucking bitch, all 3 of you bitches need to grow the fuck up.......So that being said I really could care less what you girls are going to come back and say, because really in real life you girls are really nothing to society.......trust me get a fucking life......why don't you girls man up or bitch up and get together and each other off........you girls are really fucking getting old with your same old bullshit everday day in and day out.......I am sure you girls know about in and out, you bunch of ...so fuckoff bitches...........That's for you Michaelpaul....fuck these douchbags.........
Hey WMI and AUSTIN, Just wanted to stop by and say the 2 of you subhuman pieces of dog shit have nothing better to do in your no life living trailers and projects that the 2 of you have to always pick on michaelpaul.......well guess what fuckoff and get a fucking life you tools.......THEONE your another one you fucking bitch, all 3 of you bitches need to grow the fuck up.......So that being said I really could care less what you girls are going to come back and say, because really in real life you girls are really nothing to society.......trust me get a fucking life......why don't you girls man up or bitch up and get together and each other off........you girls are really fucking getting old with your same old bullshit everday day in and day out.......I am sure you girls know about in and out, you bunch of ...so fuckoff bitches...........That's for you Michaelpaul....fuck these douchbags.........
Hey WMI and AUSTIN, Just wanted to stop by and say the 2 of you subhuman pieces of dog shit have nothing better to do in your no life living trailers and projects that the 2 of you have to always pick on michaelpaul.......well guess what fuckoff and get a fucking life you tools.......THEONE your another one you fucking bitch, all 3 of you bitches need to grow the fuck up.......So that being said I really could care less what you girls are going to come back and say, because really in real life you girls are really nothing to society.......trust me get a fucking life......why don't you girls man up or bitch up and get together and each other off........you girls are really fucking getting old with your same old bullshit everday day in and day out.......I am sure you girls know about in and out, you bunch of ...so fuckoff bitches...........That's for you Michaelpaul....fuck these douchbags.........
LOL! Sully supporting someone like MP1! Imagine that. It is amazing how you freaks stick together. Sully, you too post man sex/mommy sex post like MP1. LOL at same BS everyday, when MP1 and YOU do that.
On other words Sully. Go fuck yourself. You losers are made for each other
Hey WMI and AUSTIN, Just wanted to stop by and say the 2 of you subhuman pieces of dog shit have nothing better to do in your no life living trailers and projects that the 2 of you have to always pick on michaelpaul.......well guess what fuckoff and get a fucking life you tools.......THEONE your another one you fucking bitch, all 3 of you bitches need to grow the fuck up.......So that being said I really could care less what you girls are going to come back and say, because really in real life you girls are really nothing to society.......trust me get a fucking life......why don't you girls man up or bitch up and get together and each other off........you girls are really fucking getting old with your same old bullshit everday day in and day out.......I am sure you girls know about in and out, you bunch of ...so fuckoff bitches...........That's for you Michaelpaul....fuck these douchbags.........
LOL! Sully supporting someone like MP1! Imagine that. It is amazing how you freaks stick together. Sully, you too post man sex/mommy sex post like MP1. LOL at same BS everyday, when MP1 and YOU do that.
On other words Sully. Go fuck yourself. You losers are made for each other
Do you cut and paste each one of your post? You say the same stuff in each one of them. Have been doing that for months. Everyone you attack, it is the same shit. Talk of stuff getting old? You have that market corned. Relax, your buddy MP1 is okay. Get your panties out of the bunch you got them in. Maybe you and MP1 can meet up and enjoy each other the only way two guys like you can.
Now get out today and enjoy the weather. I am sure your parents would appreciate it and who knows, maybe you can go to the park and find a friend?
Do you cut and paste each one of your post? You say the same stuff in each one of them. Have been doing that for months. Everyone you attack, it is the same shit. Talk of stuff getting old? You have that market corned. Relax, your buddy MP1 is okay. Get your panties out of the bunch you got them in. Maybe you and MP1 can meet up and enjoy each other the only way two guys like you can.
Now get out today and enjoy the weather. I am sure your parents would appreciate it and who knows, maybe you can go to the park and find a friend?
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