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smalltimer PM smalltimer
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:55:39 PM
tejas123 grew up with him...
also first story i read was hongkongfooey... i still have it in my hotmail years later...
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:57:05 PM

New White Girlfriend

July 25, 2006

I have to tell you about the party my friend Fujma Jogbush took me to the other week. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned Fujma before, but I’ve known him since middle school and he’s always been a super cool dude. Unlike me, he’s got lots of friends and whenever I hang with him, he’s always running into someone he knows, even if we happen to be out of town or something.

I’ve never been very popular with anyone, and certainly never as popular as Fujma, so hanging with him is kind of like being with a celebrity. Usually, I am embarrassed and feel like a loser, but being with Fujma makes me somehow cooler, important even.

“I’m with Fujma,” I say and get instant respect.

We don’t get together but once or twice a month these days so you can imagine how excited I was when he called up and asked if I wanted to go to a party.

“Hell, yeah,” I told him and started putting on cologne.

Going to a party with Fujma means I won’t end up in the corner crying like I do at other parties, but I brought a 30-pack of Keystone Light and a quarter ounce of weed along just in case. Alcohol and drugs have always been an excellent ice breaker and a way to make new friends, at least for me.

The party was out in the burbs, in a great big house with a pool, and was all a bunch of rich white kids. Lots of Todds and Ambers and Brads and Tiffanys and so many iPods and little tiny cell phones it boggled the mind. Me and Fujma were the only brown people there. Actually, being Chinese, I’m off-white, but Fujma’s an Indian - not the real kind but the Asian kind - so he’s brown enough for both of us. We were kind of like curiosities and you can bet I was playing the race card every hand.

There was a girl there, Amy, that Fujma knew and she was really hot. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and that delicious cinnamon skin that white girls get when they tan. Actually, I think her name was Aimee or maybe Amie or even Aymie, but I just kept calling her Amy.

I pretended to hit it off with her and we went off by ourselves to talk and listen to Alannis Morrisette. She brought along this low-carb beer, which is some seriously fucked-up repugnant garbage. I drank it anyway, though. Lots of it.

Because I’m Asian, she thought I was automatically smart, so I told her how I graduated from high school when I was only 16 and how I’m now in college turning into an architect and a scientist.

“Yeah,” I told her. “I’ll probably be rich, but that’s not what’s important. What I really want to do is help people.”

I told her how I knew kung fu and karate and how I came from a worn-torn jungle land and me and my family barely escaped with our lives.

She bought the whole thing and came onto me so we went and banged in her Miata, which is this little tiny Japanese car. I ended up with a nasty bruise on my left butt cheek where the stick shift was, but it was worth it. She was like the eagerest girl I ever banged and wanted it over and over but I could only go twice because I was nauseous from all the artificial beer I drank. I ended up ralphing behind the seat when she was out peeing in the bushes.

The night ended soon after that because she had to work the next day at the Gap, but we set up a date for the weekend to go out to a dinner and movie. I was so excited and happy. I’ve only had one whole girlfriend in my life and that was Shaniqua who ended up getting a restraining order against me because I wouldn‘t ever go home.

I spent the next few days bragging to everyone I know about my new white girlfriend.

“Her name is Amy and she drives a Miata,” I told them proudly. “Did I mention she’s white?”

Well, the weekend rolled around and when I called her up she said she didn’t want to see me again - ever.

I know - I was as shocked as you guys. “Why?” I asked. I had already started crying, but was hiding it as best I could.

She went on and on about me ralphing behind the seat in her precious Miata. Apparently, the car had baked in the sun the whole time she was at work and was, shall we say, extremely fragrant. She called me a gross guy and hung up.

I stopped crying and got a little mad. What the hell was her problem anyway, goddamnit?

I was going to explain to her how it was all her fault. It was her trendy low-carb garbage beer that got me sick in the first place, not mine, but she wouldn’t answer even though I kept calling and calling.

So now I don’t have a new white girlfriend after all.

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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:57:50 PM
long live covers!!!
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Posted: 7/27/2008 1:37:17 AM
anybody read all of that?
 
hook a brother up with a synopsis
 
i probably googled " where to store all of your cash winnings or something"
 
covers came up
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Posted: 7/27/2008 4:06:13 AM

rithy, what's your angle here?

i could help you

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Posted: 7/27/2008 4:07:36 AM
ever hear of an air-car?
 
call me on my celli
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Posted: 7/27/2008 1:41:11 PM
a friend in 2000 or 2001, but i didn't stumble across the forums until spring 2007 when i accidently clicked on a thread on the home page.
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Posted: 8/29/2008 4:45:39 PM
I was posting at wagerline and one day I was redirected to this dark and mystery place.
panther123 PM panther123
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Posted: 9/9/2008 5:56:55 PM
Sportsbook i was in business with turned me on to this place......long time ago
 
How long...........
Well,  back then Rizzo and the boys used to be Anti-Tout..
 
And as i predicted back then,,,things have come full circle.lol
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Posted: 9/13/2008 8:39:02 AM

I came through google when looking into how to make money at gambling. I got over that silly idea and now just laugh my way through the forums.  

I-Got-5-On-It PM I-Got-5-On-It
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Posted: 8/9/2010 7:48:42 PM

Just saw this thread

I actually first heard about this site from a book I got back in 2005.The Racing Post's Definitive Guide to Betting On Sport mentions this site for stats in the betting NFL section of the book.
Around that time I started betting on American football and I used to use this site every Sunday for the head to head matchups plus all of the other relevant info and I used to (and still do) love reading the 'NFL Underdogs' and 'Total Bias' articles. 
I then started betting on the NBA in the 2006/07 season and continued to use Covers for the stats but it wasn't until early of last year (2009) before I found the forum.
Oddly enough it was thru the Covers radio show that I found out about the forum as I never really paid attention to it on the front page.Teddy and the Prez kept talking about threads on the show and I decided to check it out and I started posting for the first time back in June of last year.

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Posted: 8/12/2010 5:00:54 PM
no clue 
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Posted: 11/12/2010 7:25:08 AM

I was walking down the street and every doorway I passed had a chick and a dude standing in the doorway saying "Hey GI come on in, Free Beer for you"...

...Oh, Sorry... That was how I found my first whorehouse.

Well, same kinda story. Ha,ha,ha.

Covers Rocks

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Posted: 12/7/2010 4:26:02 AM
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Posted: 12/7/2010 4:27:45 AM

my friend told me about it who does not gamble anymore but said he used to follow peoples systems and picks until he ended up losing money and quit for good.

But hes amazed that  I kept with it and continue to make a lot of money

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Posted: 12/14/2010 4:40:32 PM

Nice thread indeed.  If I recall correctly I was referred to this website from SBR and checked it out and never went back to SBR or any other website.   Hence all of the posts.  BOL!

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Posted: 12/14/2010 11:03:16 PM

i heard about covers from a man who turned $1 into a brand new ford-150. then turned $2 into a mini cooper.

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Posted: 12/31/2010 10:57:48 PM

One of my hooker searched for porn on my computer.  Got me looking and interested.  Bookmark the site, fucked her brains out, then come back here the next day.

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Posted: 7/5/2011 4:51:58 PM
i got a divine calling
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Posted: 10/25/2011 3:40:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by seaweed:

i got a divine calling

NO darn HEAD YOU GOT THE AIDS...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 6:27:08 AM
Went to a sportsbook and grabbed the printout of the nfl spreads and it had the website on the paper.
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Posted: 11/4/2011 2:30:09 AM
This girl I was sorta seeing, her brother was into sports gambling a little.  He found I knew my hockey and told me I could make money on the internet gambling.  The cigar almost dropped my mouth with glee and I lurked a lot from 2007 onward eventually got a username.
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Posted: 11/7/2011 5:02:16 PM
I was on the Myspace page for my favorite band, "Lesbian Werewolf Aftershave" and I saw a pop-up advertising this place.
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Posted: 11/8/2011 12:32:00 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


NO darn HEAD YOU GOT THE AIDS...

You have me confused with Ace

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