I was going to stay neutral on all this bullshit until you started with the "Cheeto thing." You've got to lighten up dude. Nothing better then hitting the bong, grabbing a brewski, and gobbling some orange, crunchy shit. There's been nights when I've gone to bed and the wife woke up in the morning and told me I ruined the clean sheets. At least she didn't tell me I turned her snatch orange, I always clean my hands before sex. Just a courtesy thing, never know what kind of germs you've got on your hands. Lighten up dude, you'll never make it to 60.