HL - we should move to LA so we can fuck supermodels and be in movies and go surfing and shit,
be like Cory Haim and Cory Feldman....
you can be haim
HL - we should move to LA so we can fuck supermodels and be in movies and go surfing and shit,
be like Cory Haim and Cory Feldman....
you can be haim
Why nobody from work made it to the bar on Friday night :
The person missed happy hour and refused to pay full price for his drinks.
The black guy didn't have any money.
The gay guy watched a Martha Stewart episode instead.
The guy got into a car accident on the way there.
The redneck guy had a date with his cousin.
The Muslim had a stoning to attend.
The Indian guy had to work late at the call center.
The Irishman passed out before he ever left the house.
The Pollock's watch stopped working, so he never knew what time it was.
The Puerto Rican thought it sounded like too much work to get dressed to go out.
Only The Mexican made it to the bar that night...but he's there every night washing dishes.
Why nobody from work made it to the bar on Friday night :
The person missed happy hour and refused to pay full price for his drinks.
The black guy didn't have any money.
The gay guy watched a Martha Stewart episode instead.
The guy got into a car accident on the way there.
The redneck guy had a date with his cousin.
The Muslim had a stoning to attend.
The Indian guy had to work late at the call center.
The Irishman passed out before he ever left the house.
The Pollock's watch stopped working, so he never knew what time it was.
The Puerto Rican thought it sounded like too much work to get dressed to go out.
Only The Mexican made it to the bar that night...but he's there every night washing dishes.
Why nobody from work made it to the bar on Friday night :
The person missed happy hour and refused to pay full price for his drinks.
The black guy didn't have any money.
The gay guy watched a Martha Stewart episode instead.
The guy got into a car accident on the way there.
The redneck guy had a date with his cousin.
The Muslim had a stoning to attend.
The Indian guy had to work late at the call center.
The Irishman passed out before he ever left the house.
The Pollock's watch stopped working, so he never knew what time it was.
The Puerto Rican thought it sounded like too much work to get dressed to go out.
Only The Mexican made it to the bar that night...but he's there every night washing dishes.
Why nobody from work made it to the bar on Friday night :
The person missed happy hour and refused to pay full price for his drinks.
The black guy didn't have any money.
The gay guy watched a Martha Stewart episode instead.
The guy got into a car accident on the way there.
The redneck guy had a date with his cousin.
The Muslim had a stoning to attend.
The Indian guy had to work late at the call center.
The Irishman passed out before he ever left the house.
The Pollock's watch stopped working, so he never knew what time it was.
The Puerto Rican thought it sounded like too much work to get dressed to go out.
Only The Mexican made it to the bar that night...but he's there every night washing dishes.
HL - we should move to LA so we can fuck supermodels and be in movies and go surfing and shit,
be like Cory Haim and Cory Feldman....
you can be haim
HL - we should move to LA so we can fuck supermodels and be in movies and go surfing and shit,
be like Cory Haim and Cory Feldman....
you can be haim
I'm walking to my favorite bar. Have to pass this Chinese supermarket. Chinese lady puts her groceries in her trunk, gets in, and starts backing out................
With the shopping cart still behind the car..................
I start yelling and waving for he to stop, and I'll never forget the look on this dumb broads face.............she's like "You no tell me how drive, white-eye!" LIKE SHE'S PISSED OFF AT ME FOR SOMETHING!
Just to prove her point AT HOW STUPID I AM FOR YELLING AT HER, she guns it.....................
Not only hit the cart, knocks it over, and since it's a front wheel drive, she has enough power to back OVER the entire cart!
I'm walking to my favorite bar. Have to pass this Chinese supermarket. Chinese lady puts her groceries in her trunk, gets in, and starts backing out................
With the shopping cart still behind the car..................
I start yelling and waving for he to stop, and I'll never forget the look on this dumb broads face.............she's like "You no tell me how drive, white-eye!" LIKE SHE'S PISSED OFF AT ME FOR SOMETHING!
Just to prove her point AT HOW STUPID I AM FOR YELLING AT HER, she guns it.....................
Not only hit the cart, knocks it over, and since it's a front wheel drive, she has enough power to back OVER the entire cart!
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