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#76 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:25:07 PM 
His boyfriend Gilligansisland even refuses to defend him!!! 
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#77 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:30:32 PM
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Michaelpaul and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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#78 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:33:13 PM  |
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#79 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:37:46 PM
He got fired for drinking on the job!
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#80 Posted: 5/5/2012 1:00:48 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:
Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?
He got fired for drinking on the job!
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#81 Posted: 5/5/2012 7:31:09 PM  |
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#82 Posted: 5/5/2012 7:51:39 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink: What is Michaelpaul's favorite fruit?
Gilligansisland 
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#83 Posted: 5/5/2012 8:06:12 PM 
Michaelpaul and his cast of thousands has threatened to "bith slap" anyone making fun of him or Gilligan. Please don't give him a reason to unleash his bith-slapping on any of us.
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#84 Posted: 5/5/2012 8:07:39 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink:
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#85 Posted: 5/5/2012 8:23:10 PM  |
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#86 Posted: 5/5/2012 8:31:04 PM  |
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#87 Posted: 5/5/2012 9:19:34 PM  Michaelpaul letting his aliases fight his wars.
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#88 Posted: 5/5/2012 10:24:49 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Gaygilliansisla: MP1 walks into a bar & ask's  Who's dirty Sanchez?¿¡ MP1 replies: Smell my finger!!! 
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#89 Posted: 5/6/2012 12:29:04 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:
Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?
He got fired for drinking on the job!
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#90 Posted: 5/6/2012 11:03:54 AM |
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#91 Posted: 5/7/2012 10:43:36 AM
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#92 Posted: 5/7/2012 11:17:25 AM |
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#93 Posted: 5/8/2012 2:17:45 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by JjjokerS: Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and Michaelpaul1? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
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#94 Posted: 5/8/2012 2:38:48 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz: What is the difference between a hobo and a happy man named michellepaula ?
One has no friends at all and the other has friends coming out of his behind.
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#96 Posted: 5/8/2012 4:13:22 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz: What is the difference between a hobo and a happy man named michellepaula ?
One has no friends at all and the other has friends coming out of his behind.
QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz: A person an
Italian and a black man are sitting at a bar, the person says, "Even though
I was circumcised, my cock is huge, probably the biggest in the room".
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Italian replies, "You are friggin' kidding me, everyone knows there is
nothing better than an Italian stallion, I am hung like a horse"
The black guys says, "You guy are crazy! No white guy is ever hung like a black man!"
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bartender says, "Well, there is one way to find out, whip them out." So
all three guys unzip and wap them on the counter. Just then a happy
guynamed michellelpaula comes in and screams "OOOOH!!! I'll have the
BUFFET!!!!"
QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz: Starwink a
construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So
he spots another worker MichellePaula on the ground floor and yells down
to him, but he can't hear him. So Starwink on the 5th floor tries sign
language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning
"need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The
man on the ground floor MichellePaula nods his head, pulls down his
pants, whips out his person and starts masturbating. Starwink gets so
pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says MichellePaula,
"What the darn is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". Michelle
says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
There ya go covers botha. So they cant takem down.
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#97 Posted: 5/8/2012 9:40:06 AM
even dead people hate MP....
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#98 Posted: 5/8/2012 9:53:21 AM |
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#99 Posted: 5/8/2012 10:29:35 PM  Another amazing decisive action by AHD... this even tops that brilliant batoraide  thread |
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#100 Posted: 5/8/2012 10:32:15 PM |
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