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Posted: 5/5/2012 12:25:07 PM
Michaelpaul just keeps taking a beating!!!! 


His boyfriend Gilligansisland even refuses to defend him!!! 
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Posted: 5/5/2012 12:30:32 PM
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Michaelpaul and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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Posted: 5/5/2012 12:33:13 PM
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Posted: 5/5/2012 12:37:46 PM
Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?

He got fired for drinking on the job!

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Posted: 5/5/2012 1:00:48 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?

He got fired for drinking on the job!


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Posted: 5/5/2012 7:31:09 PM
darn you mp 
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Posted: 5/5/2012 7:51:39 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink:

What is Michaelpaul's favorite fruit?


Gilligansisland 




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Posted: 5/5/2012 8:06:12 PM
Okay okay. 


Michaelpaul and his cast of thousands has threatened to "bith slap" anyone making fun of him or Gilligan.  Please don't give him a reason to unleash his bith-slapping on any of us.   
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Posted: 5/5/2012 8:07:39 PM
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Simpletons love to laugh at their own jokes.

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Posted: 5/5/2012 9:19:34 PM
  Michaelpaul letting his aliases fight his wars.



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Posted: 5/5/2012 10:24:49 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Gaygilliansisla:

MP1 walks into a bar & ask's 
Who's dirty Sanchez?¿¡
MP1 replies: Smell my finger!!!




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Posted: 5/6/2012 12:29:04 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799:

Why doesn't MichaelPaul work at the sperm bank anymore?

He got fired for drinking on the job!


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Posted: 5/7/2012 10:43:36 AM
darn you mp

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Posted: 5/8/2012 2:17:45 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by JjjokerS:

Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and Michaelpaul1? 
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!



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Posted: 5/8/2012 2:38:48 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz:

What is the difference between a hobo and a happy man named michellepaula ?


 One has no friends at all and the other has friends coming out of his behind.




                                           
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Posted: 5/8/2012 4:13:22 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz:

What is the difference between a hobo and a happy man named michellepaula ?


 One has no friends at all and the other has friends coming out of his behind.



QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz:

A person an Italian and a black man are sitting at a bar, the person says, "Even though I was circumcised, my cock is huge, probably the biggest in the room".

The Italian replies, "You are friggin' kidding me, everyone knows there is nothing better than an Italian stallion, I am hung like a horse"

The black guys says, "You guy are crazy! No white guy is ever hung like a black man!"

The bartender says, "Well, there is one way to find out, whip them out." So all three guys unzip and wap them on the counter. Just then a happy guynamed michellelpaula comes in and screams "OOOOH!!! I'll have the BUFFET!!!!"


QUOTE Originally Posted by LookAtThatAzz:

Starwink a construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker MichellePaula on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So Starwink on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor MichellePaula  nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his person and starts masturbating. Starwink gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says MichellePaula, "What the darn is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". Michelle says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"


There ya go covers botha. So they cant takem down.

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Posted: 5/8/2012 9:40:06 AM


even dead people hate MP....
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Posted: 5/8/2012 10:29:35 PM
wooo hooo lets take jokes off the internet and insert MichaelPauls name into them ... wooo hoooo  Another amazing decisive action by AHD... this even tops that brilliant batoraide  thread
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Posted: 5/8/2012 10:32:15 PM
but I guess its something I would do as well if I lacked creativity 
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