To say the least my shit clock is off. I do not know if it is because of my schedule has changed or what? But where for the longest I have been an afternoon dumper. Which is fantastic becuase shitting does not get in the way of anything I do
Night shitting poses a social problem for various reasons and night shitting most importantly can get in the way of box. Women do not like to fuck shitters, it's a fact.
But I am now the opposite of night shitting and actually waking up lately early and having to get out of bed. Nothing worse than waking up to ass pressure, then trying to beat it by going back to sleep. I am like 2-5 on sleep shit battles this week. All I want to do is sleep. but instead I am getting up to take groggy shits.
To say the least my shit clock is off. I do not know if it is because of my schedule has changed or what? But where for the longest I have been an afternoon dumper. Which is fantastic becuase shitting does not get in the way of anything I do
Night shitting poses a social problem for various reasons and night shitting most importantly can get in the way of box. Women do not like to fuck shitters, it's a fact.
But I am now the opposite of night shitting and actually waking up lately early and having to get out of bed. Nothing worse than waking up to ass pressure, then trying to beat it by going back to sleep. I am like 2-5 on sleep shit battles this week. All I want to do is sleep. but instead I am getting up to take groggy shits.
I'm almost disappointed. I thought you would have some great stories about sharting.
Not myself but I was playing golf about 5 years ago with a group of guys. They were a regular group of guys that were all old buds from school who gambled, and partied their asses off. Good times eveyday with these guys. One day it started to rain on the golf course, a pop up shower. One of guys( the same two guys I talked about in ARE you faster than a 12 year old) Was hammered on vodka and actually shart his pants. He unzipped his buddies golf bag on the cart he was riding in and pulled out a towel and cleaned his sharted ass off. Of course this dude is funny so he put the shitty towel back in his bag and said nothing.
Before the end of the day. The other guy not knowing, gets that same shit towel out of his bag and went straight to his face with it. This motherfucker did a full rubdown before realizing something was wrong.
And when it was discovered by all of us what the fuck he was so pissed about, none of us could breathe from laughing so hard.
I'm almost disappointed. I thought you would have some great stories about sharting.
Not myself but I was playing golf about 5 years ago with a group of guys. They were a regular group of guys that were all old buds from school who gambled, and partied their asses off. Good times eveyday with these guys. One day it started to rain on the golf course, a pop up shower. One of guys( the same two guys I talked about in ARE you faster than a 12 year old) Was hammered on vodka and actually shart his pants. He unzipped his buddies golf bag on the cart he was riding in and pulled out a towel and cleaned his sharted ass off. Of course this dude is funny so he put the shitty towel back in his bag and said nothing.
Before the end of the day. The other guy not knowing, gets that same shit towel out of his bag and went straight to his face with it. This motherfucker did a full rubdown before realizing something was wrong.
And when it was discovered by all of us what the fuck he was so pissed about, none of us could breathe from laughing so hard.
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