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TheGoldenGoose

Scal•••this thread is for you

I cannot hold the fort

Please come back to the GF

Stuck in the bullpen with 7 blacks 12 hispanics

Only white dude there

Made a lot of progress.

Opened some eyes

Black guy was worried about his first domestic

Shiiiiit he works for cokacola at $22\hour LOL

No way the State kills that Golden Goose
Speak a little Spanish so these guys were reassured theyed get a translator

$25K bail and walked out on a PTA

Don't fukk with The Goose May take me a while but I got the connections

First thing I did was buy two ice cold beers

Second was get me some KFC

Was the only white boy in the place

Two black teens were trying to get change together to buy. It was thunder and lightning and they were going nowhere.

Gave the guy a $20 and said, Think you dropped this

His face was like a $1m just priceless
More later

searchwarrant

Are kidding me? 

The Goose is loose. Nothing like jail, been there brother, too many times.

What did the bastads charge you with? 

Welcome home. Takes a one full hour shower to wash off the smell of jail. 

TheGoldenGoose

I should know better than get arrested on a Thursday night. Charged with Disorderly and First Degree assault. Hey you hit First and you Hit hard. Police broke my iPhone 7 surprise surprise. Now I am stuck with this att POS I survived the 1960's and I'll survive this too. You can knock me down but can't stop me from getting back up on my feet

GimmeMoneyNow

WTF? 
Arrested?
Seriously?

Why aren't you just watching the HOF game with some Tullamore Dew like the rest of us degenerates?

benhogan76

Wouldn't happen in Belize

SarasotaSlim

[Quote: Originally Posted by benhogan76] Wouldn't happen in Belize [/Quote]

.................lmao

Crusher13

GG, sad to hear your current disposition....But...great to hear your OJ positive approach while visiting the crossbar hotel....

Hard nowadays to control our actions considering all the provocative fools roaming this great land (and in pokey).....

thedegenerate

  This thread is headed for greatness

searchwarrant

[Quote: Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose] I should know better than get arrested on a Thursday night. Charged with Disorderly and First Degree assault. Hey you hit First and you Hit hard. Police broke my iPhone 7 surprise surprise. Now I am stuck with this att POS I survived the 1960's and I'll survive this too. You can knock me down but can't stop me from getting back up on my feet [/Quote]


I was tossed in on a Thursday too. Didn't get out until Tuesday. 
Cops always charge those to the hilt to felony assault like they did with me so bond was 25k and lawyers are lazy and don't show up on Monday. 
Let us know what the plan is brother. Take the plea if there is one. Misd. fine, community service.
I'll bet that fuker had it coming though. 

TheGoldenGoose

The Plan is•••••I ain't pleading sh!t

This MF cop literally had me by the ballls, no BS

I'm preparing a sexual abuse report right now as we speak. This was no ~Pat~ or ~Frisk~

SOB had me by the ballls for about twenty seconds while his partner laughs

Yeah I. Know you guys are laughing too but I am going to sue the fukkkkk out of Wetjersfield CT and own half the Dammm State too.

LMAOROF too but my

Ballld are going to make me VERY RICH again

Very lucky. So lucky. To be born with huge cumm ballls instead of handsome.

The Hawk

They tried to arrest me for indecent exposure once, but I got the case thrown out for lack of "evidence"

Glad to have you back, my aviary-related friend

GimmeMoneyNow

[Quote: Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose] The Plan is•••••I ain't pleading sh!t

This MF cop literally had me by the ballls, no BS

I'm preparing a sexual abuse report right now as we speak. This was no ~Pat~ or ~Frisk~

SOB had me by the ballls for about twenty seconds while his partner laughs

Yeah I. Know you guys are laughing too but I am going to sue the fukkkkk out of Wetjersfield CT and own half the Dammm State too.

LMAOROF too but my

Ballld are going to make me VERY RICH again

Very lucky. So lucky. To be born with huge cumm ballls instead of handsome.
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WTF?!?!?

I thought only people of a "certain ethnicity" got harassed by the cops? How come your "White Privilege" didn't kick in? Good luck with your lawsuit, but if no one videoed the altercation and your name doesn't start with a "Da" or "Ja" in front of it, you're S.O.L. my friend.....

jmw59

Glad you are out of the pen Goose

zebrakiller

GOOD for You GG hope u can sue the p rick person

searchwarrant

The assault 1 is the doozer, Time to lawyer shop. 
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