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CM Punk
That was pretty funny...
That was pretty funny...
WOW. I'm loving this. I'm watching it now from my DVR. Did he really just bring up Vince, Hogan, Rock, Heyman, Brock, Jon Laurinitus, Stephanie and Triple H in the same promo?
He's right. Nobody is a better commentator than him.
It's like he ranted without a script. I was waiting for him to say that he'll go back to TNA.
I'll admit. That was THE GREATEST PROMO I have ever seen. That was awesome.
WOW. I'm loving this. I'm watching it now from my DVR. Did he really just bring up Vince, Hogan, Rock, Heyman, Brock, Jon Laurinitus, Stephanie and Triple H in the same promo?
He's right. Nobody is a better commentator than him.
It's like he ranted without a script. I was waiting for him to say that he'll go back to TNA.
I'll admit. That was THE GREATEST PROMO I have ever seen. That was awesome.
“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with YOUR WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
“I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I DO like you. I like you a HELL of a lot more than I do most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re NOT. I’M the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan as. I don’t know if you’re as good as ‘Dwayne’ though, he’s a pretty good ass-kisser. Always was, and still is. Whoops, I’m breaking the fourth wall. (Waves to the camera.)
“I am the best WRESTLER in the world. I’ve been the best ever since day one, when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right: I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who ELSE was a Paul Heyman guy? BROCK LESNAR. And he split! Just like I’M splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’M going to leave with the WWE Championship.
“I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that, they’re completely IMAGINARY. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even at commentary! Nobody can touch me!
“And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I am not on your lovely collector cups, I’m not on the cover of the programme, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of Wrestlemania! I’m not in the signature that’s produced at the start of the show! I’m not on Conan O’ Brien, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is, I SHOULD BE. And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that ‘Dwayne’ is in the main event of Wrestlemania next year, and I’m not makes me sick!
“Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now? You are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because YOU are the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programmes that my face ISN’T on the cover of, and then at 5:00 in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph, and try to sell it on E-Bay, because you’re too lazy to go get a real job!
“I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th, and who knows? Maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling! Maybe I’ll go back to Ring Of Honor! Hey Colt Cabana, how you doin’?
“The reason I’m leaving is YOU people, because after I’m gone, you’re still gonna pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel’s gonna keep turning, and I understand that. But Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a BILLIONAIRE. You know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s cuz he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douche-bagging yes-men, like John Laurinitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I’d like to think that maybe this company would be better off once Vince McMahon’s dead, but the fact is, it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law, and the rest of his stupid family!
“Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. All right? We do this whole bullying camp—”
“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with YOUR WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
“I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I DO like you. I like you a HELL of a lot more than I do most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re NOT. I’M the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan as. I don’t know if you’re as good as ‘Dwayne’ though, he’s a pretty good ass-kisser. Always was, and still is. Whoops, I’m breaking the fourth wall. (Waves to the camera.)
“I am the best WRESTLER in the world. I’ve been the best ever since day one, when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right: I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who ELSE was a Paul Heyman guy? BROCK LESNAR. And he split! Just like I’M splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’M going to leave with the WWE Championship.
“I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that, they’re completely IMAGINARY. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even at commentary! Nobody can touch me!
“And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I am not on your lovely collector cups, I’m not on the cover of the programme, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of Wrestlemania! I’m not in the signature that’s produced at the start of the show! I’m not on Conan O’ Brien, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is, I SHOULD BE. And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that ‘Dwayne’ is in the main event of Wrestlemania next year, and I’m not makes me sick!
“Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now? You are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because YOU are the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programmes that my face ISN’T on the cover of, and then at 5:00 in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph, and try to sell it on E-Bay, because you’re too lazy to go get a real job!
“I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th, and who knows? Maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling! Maybe I’ll go back to Ring Of Honor! Hey Colt Cabana, how you doin’?
“The reason I’m leaving is YOU people, because after I’m gone, you’re still gonna pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel’s gonna keep turning, and I understand that. But Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a BILLIONAIRE. You know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s cuz he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douche-bagging yes-men, like John Laurinitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I’d like to think that maybe this company would be better off once Vince McMahon’s dead, but the fact is, it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law, and the rest of his stupid family!
“Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. All right? We do this whole bullying camp—”
Oh...I forgot. RAW is a 2 parter tonight because they can't do a show next week. I actually won't look at the spoilers for next week. I rather watch it.
According to Jeff Meacham who is at RAW live, Michael Cole announced after the show ended that CM Punk has been "suspended indefinitely" by WWE HQ.
On next week's RAW, Alberto Del Rio will face Rey Mysterio and R-Truth to determine a new #1 contender for the WWE Title.
Oh...I forgot. RAW is a 2 parter tonight because they can't do a show next week. I actually won't look at the spoilers for next week. I rather watch it.
According to Jeff Meacham who is at RAW live, Michael Cole announced after the show ended that CM Punk has been "suspended indefinitely" by WWE HQ.
On next week's RAW, Alberto Del Rio will face Rey Mysterio and R-Truth to determine a new #1 contender for the WWE Title.
Adds to the whole "staged" thing. You don't "suspend" a guy for that. You fire him. Ala Mr. Kennedy.
Adds to the whole "staged" thing. You don't "suspend" a guy for that. You fire him. Ala Mr. Kennedy.
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