Sideshow Bob (+350)
Bart's arch nemesis has been foiled time and time again. Is this the season Sideshow Bob meets his doom? And will it come at the hands - or should we say "the end" - of a rake?
Edna Krabappel (+400)
Bart's horny teacher is voiced by Marcia Wallace, who only does voice work for Edna Krabappel. It would seem logical that she would be the one to go since it wouldn't impact any other Simpsons characters.
Abe "Grandpa" Simpson (+600)
The eldest member of the Simpson family could be on borrowed time heading into this season. Abe is a veteran of both World Wars, invented a sex tonic and got married a bunch of times. He's lived a full life.
Comic Book Guy (+600)
The extended sitting on the computer, high-fat diet, and his constant repulsion of just about anything and everything should have Comic Book Guy suffering a heart attack sooner than later.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (+900)
There's no way in hell Apu is going to die. The guy has been shot about 100 times defending the Quick-E-Mart and would leave behind a wife and eight kids. Thank you. Come again!
Barney Gumble (+1,000)
Barney's liver should look like an old shoe at this point, so his death would come as no surprise. He was clean for about half a season before falling off the wagon. Honestly, there is only one Barney. And that's drunk Barney.
Krusty The Clown (+1,000)
Krusty has faked his death before and has suffered more heart attacks and near-death beatings than you can count on eight yellow fingers. But the world needs a clown, and we don't see The Simpsons getting rid of theirs.
Moe Szyslak (+1,000)
He was born a snake-handler and he'll die a snake-handler. But will that death come this season? Moe is an angry, angry man and has fallen short on numerous suicide attempts.
Hans Moleman (+1,600)
If that football to the groin didn't take down Hans Moleman, we don't know what will. Moleman has survived explosions, the electric chair, fires and having Mr. Burns drill into his brain. If he is going to die, it better be one hell of a finish.
Chief Wiggum (+1,600)
Police work is a dangerous job, even if you're Chief Wiggum. Springfield's finest isn't shy about drawing his weapon, if he's shooting at bad guys, turning the TV off, or cracking nuts.
5/21/2014 10:25:00 AM
Hottest WAGS Of World Cup 2014: Part I
The World Cup is not only a chance to bring together the top soccer nations in the world every four years but it's also a perfect opportunity to reinforce the fact that footballers have - hands down - the hottest wives and girlfriends in all of sports. Here's Part I of our Hottest WAGS Of World Cup 2014.
5/27/2014 11:26:00 AM
Hottest WAGS Of World Cup 2014: Part II
We continue to highlight some of the hottest wives and girlfriends that will be watching their men compete in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Check out Part II of our World Cup WAGS.
5/5/2014 4:03:00 PM
Monday Night Football: NFL Odds & Cheerleaders
It may be only spring time but sportsbooks are already posting odds on the biggest games of the 2014 NFL schedule. And no games are bigger than those played on Monday nights. We look at the odds for all of the Monday Night Football matchups and the cheerleading squads for the teams involved.
5/8/2014 11:43:00 AM
FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2015 Prop Odds
FHM just named actress Jennifer Lawrence the "Sexiest Woman in the World" for 2014 and already the good folks at PaddyPower.com have odds out on 2015's SWIW field. We look at the odds on which beauty will beat them all next year.
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There is really no way to truly describe the DOMINATION Ben Burns has displayed this month.
A PERFECT 6-0 Saturday (5-0 in NCAAF) brings him to a JAW DROPPING 70-29-2 (70%) in August! This near UNPRECEDENTED run has seen him lose only SIX days all month.
Burns' clients have profited almost $30K alone in August. You in?
1* Baltimore (1:35 ET): All signs are pointing towards an Orioles sweep this weekend. The home team won big Friday and then again Saturday by a final score of 3-2. These teams continue to head in opposite directions. Baltimore has won five of six. Minnesota has lost 10 of 14. With only the Orioles in a pennant race, this shaped up as an easy series and I'll call for them to finish things off proper.
I've liked what I've seen from Wei-Yen Chen so far. He only made it through 4.2 innings the last time we saw him, but that was also the first time he didn't go at least five in nearly two months. In eight of his last nine starts, he's allowed three runs or less. In his last three, he has a 2.84 ERA and 1.16 WHIP.
Minnesota is just 19-25 vs. LH starters this year.
They also went just 1 for 12 with runners in scoring position yesterday. Against a Baltimore team allowing just 2.9 runs its last seven games and allowing opponents to hit just .218, that's trouble. The Orioles bullpen has a ridiculous 1.06 ERA the last 14 games.
Twins starter Ricky Nolasco pitched well the last time we saw him. But he still has a 6.50 ERA and 1.77 WHIP on the road this season. 1* free play.
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