You Bet Your Life: Newcomer's views on Vegas

Driving into town, the first thing you notice is the freedom.
 
Over on the left, a man in his Ford F-150 truck is making a U-turn in the middle of a four-lane highway. Up ahead and to the right, it's a gas station with video poker machines. The guy driving in front is talking on his cell phone - and he's speeding.
 
And hey, look, there's a homeless man. And he just stopped traffic.
 
“Is there any order in this town?" I ask myself.
 
I've lived in Las Vegas for two weeks now, having previously lived in Kansas, and so far the answer is "no". This city, one I dreamed of moving to since I was 12 years old, is very much "anything goes,” which is kind of neat but also unsettling.
 
Like the drive-thru weddings here, my move wasn't planned. I had never been to Las Vegas before and didn't know what to expect. I corresponded with a local prior to making the trip and he kept telling me how the town would swallow me whole if I let it.
 
"You shouldn't trust anybody," he said.
 
"That's good to know," I told him. "But hey, wait, does that include you?"
 
Yet I find myself trusting everybody, even the cable guy, who argued persuasively that the UNLV football team was poised for a big year while installing my DVR box. After the Rebels covered the spread against Wisconsin in the season opener, I thought he might be on to something.
 
I ventured down to Wynn Casino a few days later and bet the Rebels as 14-point underdogs against Washington State.
 
Final score: Washington State 59, UNLV 7.
 
Whoops.
 
Each week in this space, I’ll be writing about my adventures in Las Vegas, at least until I get an e-mail from Covers.com's editors telling me they’ve had enough. Or until you send an e-mail to Covers.com telling them you have had enough.
 
I’ll provide you with some of my picks from time to time - Kansas State over Kent State is a lead-pipe lock this week, in case you’re interested - but more than that, I’ll try to provide you with the courage to make the move to Las Vegas, if it’s something you’ve considered but have been hesitant to do. 
 
If an idiot like me can make it here, you can too.
 
Here are five things I’ve learned so far:
 
1. Betting at the sportsbooks is overrated. By the time you drive to the casino, park, walk and place your wager, you’ve wasted 45 minutes. I hit traffic prior to the Louisville-Florida International game last Friday and couldn’t get my bet in. Which stunk, because I liked the Under 48 in that one. Also, when you factor in gas money, every bet is like laying -112.
 
2. People here are unapologetically honest. A man at the blackjack table split 7s against a face and was promptly called an “idiot” by a woman to his left. This was after the dealer busted and everybody won their hand.
 
3. If you go out to a bar, don’t go alone. I figured I’d strike up a conversation with a few of the locals but had no such luck. All of them sat in silence and had their face buried in a video gaming machine. I sipped on my drink and read Las Vegas Weekly while watching the end of Missouri-Arizona State.
 
4. Everybody bets, even the women. I bought a pair of couches from an elderly couple the other day and watched in horror as the woman cursed at the television. “I bet the Giants -3,” she would later say (Her husband went 1-3 in the early games).
 
5. The camaraderie here is contagious. There’s a very real “us-against-them” mentality, “us” being the gamblers and “them” being the house. You’ll make new friends every day if you go to the casino, but I don’t recommend giving up your cell phone number.
 
No, like, really. Don’t do it.
 
Remember, you shouldn’t trust anybody.

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Posted by LeRinkRat
1 year ago

excellent article. the wife and I have lived in Las Vegas since 1990 with a short "jail term" back in the Pittsburgh area in the early 2000's. tough to live in a "regulated" town after living here. a football weekend downtown on Fremont Street is fun. you will meet the modern version of people right out of a 1930's Dayon Runyon short story there. definately "old" Las Vegas. and BEST place for "loafing with the locals", at least on the south side of town, is South Point.
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Posted by beshcooper
1 year ago

Oh I almost forget: speed and roll stops here as much as you want! The ticket lawyers have worked wonders for me! $50 for lawyer and your ticket becomes 'illegal parking'. It's a huge joke! I drive as fast as I can here all the time, picked up a few tickets along the way and I'll be leaving with a stellar clean driving record.
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Posted by Robert86
1 year ago

Great article. Look forward to hearing more.
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Posted by NorthOf49Sports
1 year ago

Stations odds and lines suck on their mobile app. Leroys is markedly better. But you can only place wagers while in NV, if you go to St. George, e.g., no-go.
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Posted by bej0101
1 year ago

great read
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Posted by houseman
1 year ago

Drinking and driving don't mix and better than drinking and handicapping. Don't get chumped.
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Posted by EJHolub
1 year ago

Been in Vegas 16 years. You will learn how to get and out of the sportsbooks in a short period of time. You will also learn to have a Leroy's and a Station's Casino account so you don't have to go to those casinos. You will learn what locals casinos are good to go to to watch the games. Learn which books are run by what companies. Good luck to you.
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Posted by stlguy18
1 year ago

I hate computers.
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Posted by stlguy18
1 year ago

I live in Missouri and have considered a move out to Las Vegas. Heck, i've never been there before. But I do like to make "investments" on sports organizations on a daily basis. Besides going to sporting events here, there's not much else to do here in Missouri. There's a local horse track to go to frequently but c'mon, Vegas is Vegas. M-I-Z-Z-O-U might as well be M-I-S-E-R-Y.
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Posted by Hawgtied
1 year ago

Check out the Red Rooster for entertainment other than gambling. You may head back to the plains after that experience. An alternative lifestyle.
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Posted by spurs74fan
1 year ago

Good write up. Vegas is a great place just change up where you hanging out at and you'll find there are some cool spots and good people.
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Posted by sports_Network
1 year ago

A well written, and may I add, 'entertaining' article of how a lame relocates to LV and his read on a city where he knows nobody, understands nothing in regards to how LV works, or how to even maneuver within it's system of sportsbooks, I doubt seriously if Jeff Rake? is even your real name, and I find it difficult to believe that you even live in LV...btw try the LV Hilton Superbook, they have their own 'free' private parking connected directly to the sportsbook in and out with wager placed in less than 10 minutes....have a clear understanding, "your kryptonite to the 'locals' of LV" and believe me, it is not a city for the aged! I have lived, and worked in the gaming industry of LV for 23years, graduated from UNLV, your assessment is more of a whim, than a reality, if you want the real side of Vegas, contact me, I would be happy to show you around, then I would like you to write the same article, the difference would be astonishing to your readers, as well as yourself.....If your really here as you say you are- or just writting another covers.com 'story'
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Posted by beshcooper
1 year ago

Interesting. Reminds me of moving here out of blue on day years ago. Message me if you want a tip of a great apartment, I am going back to civilization in a few days. I've had enough.
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Posted by NorthOf49Sports
1 year ago

You don't have to go to the Strip, wasting time and money (sitting in congested traffic with no bet ticket while your winning event starts is a MAJOR no-no). http://www.leroys.com/mobile_account.php Good article.
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Posted by Razor420
1 year ago

Tacos Mexcio bro!!...for when u do find the courage to try one of those taco joints!! GL dude. keep up the good work.
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Posted by lmstudfosho
1 year ago

Hey, Vegas isn't that bad. I've been a living here for almost 4 years. I LOVE betting in the sports books on Sundays. Free drinks and the ability to bet halftimes keeps me there. Yes, I agree some of the people here are shady, but that is the same anywhere. Come down to the South Point on Sunday and check it out.
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Posted by robertelee
1 year ago

I enjoyed it and I think other Cover's members did as well because we can relate. Not in the sense that we have moved to Las Vegas to start a new chapter in our lives. But because I believe many of us view moving there the way you depicted it. Thanks, keep up the good work.
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Posted by Sosana
1 year ago

Hey JR, I have read other articles on covers and I never been impressed or commented on them. Great Article and that's the kind of articles that we as covers member's enjoy reading!! Too bad there's douche bags on here that have to make rude comments. I look forward to your next write up. Funny I have Kansas St as a circled play for this weekend, they will be good for at least 20. BOL on your play!!
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Posted by j_rake
1 year ago

Line was at KSU -14.5 at most offshores but moved quickly to -17 early in the week. It's -17.5 at most books now but there are a few -17's out there. Good luck.
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Posted by jswanson
1 year ago

Nice article. Great imagery of Grandmama selling off her furniture to support her road chalk habit. As far as "lead-pipe locks" are concerned, take the Bears/Saints OVER. TRUST ME on this one.......BWAHAHAHA BOL
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Posted by lmstudfosho
1 year ago

I like that OVER. Good Pick.
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Posted by Bigwaddbabacadd
1 year ago

Your article was funny.looking forward to the next one.
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Posted by mynameken
1 year ago

well lot to learn i guess hope you got alot of $$$ to make it . read some stuff
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Posted by DavidGurney
1 year ago

Once the NJ Constitution is amended in November,Christie-who loves Atlantic City-will then be able to bargain with Obama to repeal the 1996 legislation in return for his not running against him.
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Posted by big75dog75
1 year ago

Jeff, nice write-up. I'm from Kansas also. Hope like it out there, I love LV. Wished I'd have moved there when I was younger!!!
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